robertodr / totaltrash.xyz
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<h1 class="fn">C'thulhu</h1>
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Cell: <span class="tel">555-666-7777</span><br />
Email: <a class="email" href="mailto:greatoldone@lovecraft.com">greatoldone@lovecraft.com</a>
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I am an outgoing and energetic (ask anybody) young professional, seeking a
career that fits my professional skills, personality, and murderous tendencies.
My squid-like head is a masterful problem solver and inspires fear in who gaze upon it.
I can bring world domination to your organization.
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<dt>Education</dt>
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<h2>Withering Madness University - Planet Vhoorl</h2>
<p><strong>Major:</strong> Public Relations<br />
<strong>Minor:</strong> Scale Tending</p>
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<dt>Skills</dt>
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<h2>Office skills</h2>
<p>Office and records management, database administration, event organization, customer support, travel coordination</p>
<h2>Computer skills</h2>
<p>Microsoft productivity software (Word, Excel, etc), Adobe Creative Suite, Windows</p>
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<dt>Experience</dt>
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<h2>Doomsday Cult <span>Leader/Overlord - Baton Rogue, LA - 1926-2010</span></h2>
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<li>Inspired and won highest peasant death competition among servants</li>
<li>Helped coordinate managers to grow cult following</li>
<li>Provided untimely deaths to all who opposed</li>
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<h2>The Watering Hole <span>Bartender/Server - Milwaukee, WI - 2009</span></h2>
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<li>Worked on grass-roots promotional campaigns</li>
<li>Reduced theft and property damage percentages</li>
<li>Janitorial work, Laundry</li>
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<dt>Hobbies</dt>
<dd>World Domination, Deep Sea Diving, Murder Most Foul</dd>
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<dt>References</dt>
<dd>Available on request</dd>
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