// Create a random bad statue
            // This could be really bad, because it's placed adjacent

            // Create a random bad statue and a friendly, timed golem.
            // This could be really bad, because they're placed adjacent

            int num_made = 0;

            const monster_type mons = RANDOM_ELEMENT(statues);
            if ( create_monster(mons, 0, BEH_HOSTILE, you.x_pos, you.y_pos,
                                MHITYOU, 250) != -1 )

            if ( create_monster(RANDOM_ELEMENT(statues), 0, BEH_HOSTILE,
                                you.x_pos, you.y_pos, MHITYOU, 250) != -1 )

                done_stuff = true;

                num_made++;
            }
            const monster_type golems[] = {
                MONS_CLAY_GOLEM, MONS_WOOD_GOLEM, MONS_STONE_GOLEM,
                MONS_IRON_GOLEM, MONS_CRYSTAL_GOLEM, MONS_TOENAIL_GOLEM
            };
            if ( create_monster(RANDOM_ELEMENT(golems), 5, BEH_FRIENDLY,
                                you.x_pos, you.y_pos, MHITYOU, 250) != -1 )
            {
                mpr("You construct a golem!");
                num_made++;

            if ( num_made == 2 )
                mpr("The constructs glare at each other.");
            done_stuff = (num_made > 0);

            // Do-nothing (effectively): create a cosmetic feature