{"feed_url":"https://laker.fly.dev/raw/output.json","items":[{"authors":[],"content_html":"<center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php\">archive</a> - <a href=\"mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=troilus%20AND%20cressida?%20%20in%20THIS%20economy??\">contact</a> - <a href=\"http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz\">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href=\"http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23\">search</a> - <a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/about.php\">about</a></td></tr></table><img src=\"http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-4147.png\" class=\"comic\" title=\"this comic is inspired by ME, who has seen every second of Star Trek save for a single episode.  MAN i can't wait to watch that episode and then die\"><p>this comic is inspired by ME, who has seen every second of Star Trek save for a single episode.  MAN i can't wait to watch that episode and then die</p><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><a rel=\"prev\" href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3945\">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align=\"center\" valign=\"top\">September 2nd, 2022</td><td width=100 align=\"right\" valign=\"top\">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><P><b>September 2nd, 2022: </b>Oh I'm only interested in The Incomplete Shakespeare, thank you.<p align=\"right\">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T07:00:00+00:00","date_published":"2022-09-02T07:00:00+00:00","id":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3946","title":"Dinosaur Comics!: shakespeare plays more like shakespeare played eventually if i remember","url":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3946"},{"authors":[],"content_html":"<center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php\">archive</a> - <a href=\"mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=ah%20yes:%20dinosaur%20comics,%20starring%20TEA-Rex\">contact</a> - <a href=\"http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz\">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href=\"http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23\">search</a> - <a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/about.php\">about</a></td></tr></table><img src=\"http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-4146.png\" class=\"comic\" title=\"me, alone in a room talking to myself: &quot;the DREAM!&quot;\"><p>me, alone in a room talking to myself: &quot;the DREAM!&quot;</p><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><a rel=\"prev\" href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3944\">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align=\"center\" valign=\"top\">August 31st, 2022</td><td width=100 align=\"right\" valign=\"top\">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><P><b>August 31st, 2022: </b>This comic based on a true whipped cream!!  I'm never going back to the way things were before.<p align=\"right\">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T07:00:00+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-31T07:00:00+00:00","id":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3945","title":"Dinosaur Comics!: why should others listen when you have something to say if you won't even talk to yourself??","url":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3945"},{"authors":[],"content_html":"<center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php\">archive</a> - <a href=\"mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=don't%20forget%20naps:%20in%20my%20opinion%20a%20similar%20but%20distinct%20pleasure%20from%20regular%20sleeping\">contact</a> - <a href=\"http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz\">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href=\"http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23\">search</a> - <a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/about.php\">about</a></td></tr></table><img src=\"http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-4145.png\" class=\"comic\" title=\"wait wait wait, hold up, you're telling me the state of nature was nasty, brutish, short, AND horny??\"><p>wait wait wait, hold up, you're telling me the state of nature was nasty, brutish, short, AND horny??</p><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><a rel=\"prev\" href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3943\">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align=\"center\" valign=\"top\">August 29th, 2022</td><td width=100 align=\"right\" valign=\"top\">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><P><b>August 29th, 2022: </b>I hope this comic brought you some brief taste of fleeting happiness!! FINGERS CROSSED FOR THE OL' BRIEF TASTE OF FLEETING HAPPINESS<p align=\"right\">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T07:00:00+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-29T07:00:00+00:00","id":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3944","title":"Dinosaur Comics!: we wouldn't just eat, sleep, and have sex!  we'd also eventually die","url":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3944"},{"authors":[],"content_html":"<center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php\">archive</a> - <a href=\"mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=a%20knock%20on%20your%20door%20late%20at%20night,%20and%20it's%20me%20shoving%20tarts%20into%20your%20hands.%20%20there's%20no%20time%20for%20questions\">contact</a> - <a href=\"http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz\">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href=\"http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23\">search</a> - <a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/about.php\">about</a></td></tr></table><img src=\"http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-4144.png\" class=\"comic\" title=\"i had a friend who dated a chef once and she told me how he always tried new food on her and it was always amazing!  shout out to all the single chefs out there: i got your back, out here talking you up to all and sundry\"><p>i had a friend who dated a chef once and she told me how he always tried new food on her and it was always amazing!  shout out to all the single chefs out there: i got your back, out here talking you up to all and sundry</p><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><a rel=\"prev\" href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3942\">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align=\"center\" valign=\"top\">August 26th, 2022</td><td width=100 align=\"right\" valign=\"top\">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><P><b>August 26th, 2022: </b>BASED ON A TRUE CINNAMON ROLL.  Only they were PUMPKIN cinnamon rolls.  Oh my god they were SO GOOD??<p align=\"right\">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T07:00:00+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-26T07:00:00+00:00","id":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3943","title":"Dinosaur Comics!: cookie coomics","url":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3943"},{"authors":[],"content_html":"<center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php\">archive</a> - <a href=\"mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=t-rex%20we%20need%20to%20have%20a%20discussion%20about%20the%20necessary%20threshold%20for%20deploying%20&quot;amazing&quot;%20alongside%20&quot;news&quot;\">contact</a> - <a href=\"http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz\">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href=\"http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23\">search</a> - <a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/about.php\">about</a></td></tr></table><img src=\"http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-4143.png\" class=\"comic\" title=\"you'dn't've any opinions on my use of contractions, wouldn't'ou?\"><p>you'dn't've any opinions on my use of contractions, wouldn't'ou?</p><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><a rel=\"prev\" href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3941\">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align=\"center\" valign=\"top\">August 24th, 2022</td><td width=100 align=\"right\" valign=\"top\">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><P><b>August 24th, 2022: </b>Contractions are great because it's language speakers saying \"Phrases today have too many syllables.  Please eliminate three.\" and then DOING IT.<p align=\"right\">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T07:00:00+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-24T07:00:00+00:00","id":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3942","title":"Dinosaur Comics!: contr'ct'ns","url":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3942"},{"authors":[],"content_html":"<center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php\">archive</a> - <a href=\"mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=welcome...%20to%20the%20written%20word%20expanded%20universe\">contact</a> - <a href=\"http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz\">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href=\"http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23\">search</a> - <a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/about.php\">about</a></td></tr></table><img src=\"http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-4142.png\" class=\"comic\" title=\"Of course, when I say &quot;fly&quot; I speak metaphorically, as Spider-Man merely SWINGS on webs - save of course for when he had cosmic powers thanks to the Enigma Force and as Cosmic Spider-Man COULD fly, having obtained all the powers of Captain Universe.  But THAT'S such an obvious caveat that it basically goes without saying.\"><p>Of course, when I say &quot;fly&quot; I speak metaphorically, as Spider-Man merely SWINGS on webs - save of course for when he had cosmic powers thanks to the Enigma Force and as Cosmic Spider-Man COULD fly, having obtained all the powers of Captain Universe.  But THAT'S such an obvious caveat that it basically goes without saying.</p><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><a rel=\"prev\" href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3940\">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align=\"center\" valign=\"top\">August 22nd, 2022</td><td width=100 align=\"right\" valign=\"top\">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><P><b>August 22nd, 2022: </b>In this comic, T-Rex assumes that all famous olde-timey stories were written by Shakespeare.  Not me though!  I'D never make such an embarrassing mistake!!<p align=\"right\">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T07:00:00+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-22T07:00:00+00:00","id":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3941","title":"Dinosaur Comics!: Later on, T-Rex reads the Bible and notices Jesus can turn water into wine and wonders if he can ALSO swing from a thread.  God says \"HOLD ON LEMME CHECK\" and then a few minutes later says \"NO\"","url":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3941"},{"authors":[],"content_html":"<center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php\">archive</a> - <a href=\"mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=who's%20the%20doc%20brown%20though??%20%20WHO'S%20THE%20DOC%20BROWN\">contact</a> - <a href=\"http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz\">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href=\"http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23\">search</a> - <a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/about.php\">about</a></td></tr></table><img src=\"http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-4141.png\" class=\"comic\" title=\"seriously though: i stand by every word of this comic and believe all opinions within are fully justified by both texts\"><p>seriously though: i stand by every word of this comic and believe all opinions within are fully justified by both texts</p><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><a rel=\"prev\" href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3939\">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align=\"center\" valign=\"top\">August 19th, 2022</td><td width=100 align=\"right\" valign=\"top\">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><P><b>August 19th, 2022: </b>On the way back from PEI (it was a long drive) we listened to an audiobook of Anne of Green Gables.  It was a dramatic reading version which was really good, EXCEPT for some reason all the lines of Anne's childhood friend Diane were performed by someone who sounded like they were 80 years old?  It was initially hilarious but by the end I'd decided Anne had simply taken an old lady who was still in school as her bosom buddy.  I am happy to inform you that this is canon.<p align=\"right\">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T07:00:00+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-19T07:00:00+00:00","id":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3940","title":"Dinosaur Comics!: the inappropriate relationship gets transferred over from marty and lorraine to mr. phillips and prissy andrews.  IT ALL FITS","url":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3940"},{"authors":[],"content_html":"<center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php\">archive</a> - <a href=\"mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=turns%20out%20it's%20a%20lot%20easier%20to%20just%20move%20to%20the%20woods%20where%20nobody%20will%20hold%20you%20responsible%20for%20anything%20save%20for%20the%20full%20responsibility%20you%20now%20have%20to%20keep%20yourself%20alive%20without%20any%20benefit%20of%20civilization?%20%20mods??\">contact</a> - <a href=\"http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz\">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href=\"http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23\">search</a> - <a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/about.php\">about</a></td></tr></table><img src=\"http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-4140.png\" class=\"comic\" title=\"nah\"><p>nah</p><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><a rel=\"prev\" href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3938\">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align=\"center\" valign=\"top\">August 17th, 2022</td><td width=100 align=\"right\" valign=\"top\">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><P><b>August 17th, 2022: </b>I'm back in Ontario!  It was a fun trip even if Chompsky ate too much and got poo problems partway through. (Here I am referring to my dog, not the linguist, though I suppose but I don't know for certain that he didn't.)<p align=\"right\">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T07:00:00+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-17T07:00:00+00:00","id":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3939","title":"Dinosaur Comics!: responsibilities is a great word if you enjoy every second letter being 'i' partway through","url":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3939"},{"authors":[],"content_html":"<center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php\">archive</a> - <a href=\"mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=oh%20hey,%20we've%20met\">contact</a> - <a href=\"http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz\">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href=\"http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23\">search</a> - <a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/about.php\">about</a></td></tr></table><img src=\"http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-4139.png\" class=\"comic\" title=\"This comic is based on a true walk I took with my wife!  Also it was 2 in the afternoon on a Sunday.  Sorry but that's among the worst times to be casually naked on a bench; don't ask me how I know!!\"><p>This comic is based on a true walk I took with my wife!  Also it was 2 in the afternoon on a Sunday.  Sorry but that's among the worst times to be casually naked on a bench; don't ask me how I know!!</p><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><a rel=\"prev\" href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3937\">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align=\"center\" valign=\"top\">August 15th, 2022</td><td width=100 align=\"right\" valign=\"top\">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><P><b>August 15th, 2022: </b>I'm still on the East Coast!  This naked guy was in Ontario, so far PEI is mostly-clothed people.  It's just as the legends foretold!!<p align=\"right\">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T07:00:00+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-15T07:00:00+00:00","id":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3938","title":"Dinosaur Comics!: one dude, zero clothes, several questions.","url":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3938"},{"authors":[],"content_html":"<center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php\">archive</a> - <a href=\"mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=what%20if%20he%20knows%20he's%20probably%20gonna%20mix%20it%20up%20though.%20%20paradox%20solved.%20%20take%20that,%20Thomas%20Aquinas\">contact</a> - <a href=\"http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz\">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href=\"http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23\">search</a> - <a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/about.php\">about</a></td></tr></table><img src=\"http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-4138.png\" class=\"comic\" title=\"god works in mysterious ways HERE, but god parties in even more mysterious ways in universe 35AF034^900234-B\"><p>god works in mysterious ways HERE, but god parties in even more mysterious ways in universe 35AF034^900234-B</p><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><a rel=\"prev\" href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3936\">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align=\"center\" valign=\"top\">August 12th, 2022</td><td width=100 align=\"right\" valign=\"top\">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><P><b>August 12th, 2022: </b>And THIS is the first Dinosaur Comic posted from a delightful guest room in Cape Breton!  I like how this turned out, A+, would spend a few days here again.<p align=\"right\">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T07:00:00+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-12T07:00:00+00:00","id":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3937","title":"Dinosaur Comics!: similar but distinct to the the paradox of free willy","url":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3937"},{"authors":[{"name":"zach"}],"content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/miracle-worker/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Miracle Worker\"><img src=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/090222-miracle-worker-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" /></a>\r\n</p>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T22:26:03+00:00","date_published":"2022-09-02T22:26:03+00:00","id":"https://theawkwardyeti.com/?post_type=comic&p=19257","title":"The Awkward Yeti: Miracle 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of View\"><img src=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/080522-point-of-view-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" /></a>\r\n</p>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T22:26:03+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-12T21:18:25+00:00","id":"https://theawkwardyeti.com/?post_type=comic&p=19247","title":"The Awkward Yeti: Point of View","url":"https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/point-of-view/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=point-of-view"},{"authors":[{"name":"zach"}],"content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/when-the-book-ends/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"When the Book Ends\"><img src=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/073122-when-the-book-ends-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" /></a>\r\n</p>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T22:26:03+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-12T21:13:25+00:00","id":"https://theawkwardyeti.com/?post_type=comic&p=19244","title":"The Awkward Yeti: When the Book Ends","url":"https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/when-the-book-ends/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=when-the-book-ends"},{"authors":[{"name":"zach"}],"content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/bad-tongue/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Bad Tongue\"><img src=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/070922-bad-tongue-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" /></a>\r\n</p>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T22:26:03+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-12T21:06:10+00:00","id":"https://theawkwardyeti.com/?post_type=comic&p=19241","title":"The Awkward Yeti: Bad 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src=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/070722-Inbox-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" /></a>\r\n</p>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T22:26:03+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-12T20:55:43+00:00","id":"https://theawkwardyeti.com/?post_type=comic&p=19235","title":"The Awkward Yeti: Heart Cradles Fear","url":"https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/heart-cradles-fear/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=heart-cradles-fear"},{"authors":[{"name":"zach"}],"content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/exercise-wasteland/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Exercise Wasteland\"><img src=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/070122-Everything-Hurts-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" /></a>\r\n</p>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T22:26:03+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-12T20:42:27+00:00","id":"https://theawkwardyeti.com/?post_type=comic&p=19232","title":"The Awkward Yeti: Exercise Wasteland","url":"https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/exercise-wasteland/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=exercise-wasteland"},{"authors":[{"name":"zach"}],"content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/minty-bliss/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Minty Bliss\"><img src=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/063022-minty-bliss-tongue-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" /></a>\r\n</p>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T22:26:03+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-12T20:37:38+00:00","id":"https://theawkwardyeti.com/?post_type=comic&p=19229","title":"The Awkward Yeti: Minty 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panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>This is thematically weirdly close to the kids' book I'm announcing in another month.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n","date_published":"2022-09-01T16:57:28+00:00","id":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/spooky-2","title":"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Spooky","url":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/spooky-2"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/joke\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661948330-20220831.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Patreon backers are developing a tradition where they feed my jokes to dall-e and it's funnier than me. Hooray.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n","date_published":"2022-08-31T12:13:58+00:00","id":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/joke","title":"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Joke","url":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/joke"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/good-4\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661884339-20220830.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Anyway, you can resolve the paradox by not having any humans.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n","date_published":"2022-08-30T18:32:07+00:00","id":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/good-4","title":"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Good","url":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/good-4"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/nouning\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661781019-20220829.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>GOD HATES PLATONISTS</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n","date_published":"2022-08-29T13:50:06+00:00","id":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/nouning","title":"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Nouning","url":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/nouning"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/muddle\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661708356-20220828.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>The key is first to realize this and then decide it's a belief system.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n","date_published":"2022-08-28T17:23:20+00:00","id":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/muddle","title":"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Muddle","url":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/muddle"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/a-graphic-situation\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661615353-20220827.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Some patreon subscribers were kind enough to generate some better versions of this comic instantly for free. Thanks!</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n","date_published":"2022-08-27T15:49:03+00:00","id":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/a-graphic-situation","title":"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - A Graphic Situation","url":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/a-graphic-situation"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/rapture-2\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661524810-20220826.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>I think they'll be happy to be of use.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n","date_published":"2022-08-26T14:39:54+00:00","id":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/rapture-2","title":"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Rapture","url":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/rapture-2"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/waggle\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661434766-20220825.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Credit to Manfred Ehresmann for immediately (immediately!) pointing out the conundrum expressed in the votey panel.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n","date_published":"2022-08-25T13:39:04+00:00","id":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/waggle","title":"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Waggle","url":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/waggle"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/go\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661348456-20220824.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Go ahead, visualize it.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n","date_published":"2022-08-24T13:40:44+00:00","id":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/go","title":"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Go","url":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/go"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/scribe-a\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661255929-20220823.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Imagine having your writing errors as a permanent feature of academic studies.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n","date_published":"2022-08-23T11:58:39+00:00","id":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/scribe-a","title":"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Scribe A","url":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/scribe-a"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/aifterlife\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661171744-20220822.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Somehow this resulted in a thoughtful conversation on patreon about whether the computer actually dies in panel 7.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n","date_published":"2022-08-22T12:34:25+00:00","id":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/aifterlife","title":"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - AIfterlife","url":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/aifterlife"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/experience-2\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661112656-20220821.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Sex Mallets will be on sale in time for Christmas. Check the SMBC store for updates.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n","date_published":"2022-08-21T20:10:48+00:00","id":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/experience-2","title":"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Experience","url":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/experience-2"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/eat-3\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661014406-20220820.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>This is why people dining alone are so happy.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n","date_published":"2022-08-20T16:53:01+00:00","id":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/eat-3","title":"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Eat","url":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/eat-3"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/universal-2\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1660946184-20220819.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Wondering if this is the one that finally produces the hatemail I desire so.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n","date_published":"2022-08-19T21:55:57+00:00","id":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/universal-2","title":"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - 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Sex Robots","url":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sex-robots"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/modeling-3\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1660479855-20220814.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>This is the most autobiographical comic I've ever made, though I believe Kelly still runs on decimal when doing market analysis.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n","date_published":"2022-08-14T12:24:02+00:00","id":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/modeling-3","title":"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Modeling","url":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/modeling-3"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/adverbially-2\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1660398917-20220813.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>I worry this is one of those situations where I'm the only person in the room saying 'amIright??'</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n","date_published":"2022-08-13T13:53:56+00:00","id":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/adverbially-2","title":"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Adverbially","url":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/adverbially-2"},{"authors":[],"content_html":"<img src=\"https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/universe_price_tiers.png\" title=\"In Universe Pro®™ the laws of physics remain unchanged under time reversal, to maintain backward compatibility.\" alt=\"In Universe Pro®™ the laws of physics remain unchanged under time reversal, to maintain backward compatibility.\" /><p>In Universe Pro®™ the laws of physics remain unchanged under time reversal, to maintain backward compatibility.</p>","date_modified":"2022-08-31T00:00:00+00:00","id":"https://xkcd.com/2666/","title":"xkcd.com: Universe Price Tiers","url":"https://xkcd.com/2666/"},{"authors":[],"content_html":"<img src=\"https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/america_songs.png\" title=\"Juraaaassic Park, Juraaaassic Park, God shed his grace on theeeee\" alt=\"Juraaaassic Park, Juraaaassic Park, God shed his grace on theeeee\" /><p>Juraaaassic Park, Juraaaassic Park, God shed his grace on theeeee</p>","date_modified":"2022-08-29T00:00:00+00:00","id":"https://xkcd.com/2665/","title":"xkcd.com: America Songs","url":"https://xkcd.com/2665/"},{"authors":[],"content_html":"<img src=\"https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/cloud_swirls.png\" title=\"'Why did you get into fluid dynamics?' 'Well, SOME planet has to have the coolest clouds, odds are it's not ours, and rockets are slow.'\" alt=\"'Why did you get into fluid dynamics?' 'Well, SOME planet has to have the coolest clouds, odds are it's not ours, and rockets are slow.'\" /><p>'Why did you get into fluid dynamics?' 'Well, SOME planet has to have the coolest clouds, odds are it's not ours, and rockets are slow.'</p>","date_modified":"2022-08-26T00:00:00+00:00","id":"https://xkcd.com/2664/","title":"xkcd.com: Cloud Swirls","url":"https://xkcd.com/2664/"},{"authors":[],"content_html":"<img src=\"https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/tetherball_configurations.png\" title=\"Ground-pole-ball-pole can be fun if you shake the first pole to get the second one whipping around dangerously, but the ball at the joint gets torn apart pretty fast.\" alt=\"Ground-pole-ball-pole can be fun if you shake the first pole to get the second one whipping around dangerously, but the ball at the joint gets torn apart pretty fast.\" /><p>Ground-pole-ball-pole can be fun if you shake the first pole to get the second one whipping around dangerously, but the ball at the joint gets torn apart pretty fast.</p>","date_modified":"2022-08-24T00:00:00+00:00","id":"https://xkcd.com/2663/","title":"xkcd.com: Tetherball Configurations","url":"https://xkcd.com/2663/"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"\n      <img src=\"https://swordscomic.com/media/Swords/images/Swords642T.png\" title=\"He may be a sword frog but he never skips leg day.\"><p>He may be a sword frog but he never skips leg day.</p></img>\n      <p></p>\n\n      <style>\n        .tag {\n          background-color: var(--tag-background-color);\n          margin: 1px 2px;\n          padding: 4px;\n          padding-left: 24px;\n          height: 16px;\n          line-height: 16px;\n          font-size: 12px;\n          text-align: center;\n          text-decoration: none;\n          display: inline-block;\n          background-image: var(--default-tag-icon);\n          background-size: 16px 16px;\n          background-position: 4px 4px;\n          background-repeat: no-repeat;\n        }\n      </style>\n    \n    ","date_published":"2022-08-31T11:45:58+00:00","id":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXLII/","title":"Swords: DCXLII - Frog On Your Throat","url":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXLII/"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"\n      <img src=\"https://swordscomic.com/media/Swords/images/Swords641T.png\" title=\"She&#x27;s not the sharpest sword in the scabbard.\"><p>She&#x27;s not the sharpest sword in the scabbard.</p></img>\n      <p></p>\n\n      <style>\n        .tag {\n          background-color: var(--tag-background-color);\n          margin: 1px 2px;\n          padding: 4px;\n          padding-left: 24px;\n          height: 16px;\n          line-height: 16px;\n          font-size: 12px;\n          text-align: center;\n          text-decoration: none;\n          display: inline-block;\n          background-image: var(--default-tag-icon);\n          background-size: 16px 16px;\n          background-position: 4px 4px;\n          background-repeat: no-repeat;\n        }\n      </style>\n    \n    ","date_published":"2022-08-28T11:45:31+00:00","id":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXLI/","title":"Swords: DCXLI - Absolutely Pommeled","url":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXLI/"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"\n      <img src=\"https://swordscomic.com/media/Swords/images/Swords640T.png\" title=\"A true blacksmith uses *all* of their senses.\"><p>A true blacksmith uses *all* of their senses.</p></img>\n      <p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/hawk%20the%20blacksmith/\">hawk the blacksmith</a>: This is the tang, which is the part that does inside the hilt.</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n  <p>Sickle licks the tang with a SLURP! sound</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/sickle/\">sickle</a>: Hmm...</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/sickle/\">sickle</a>: It doesn't taste very tangy.</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/hawk%20the%20blacksmith/\">hawk the blacksmith</a>: Stop.</p>\n\n      <style>\n        .tag {\n          background-color: var(--tag-background-color);\n          margin: 1px 2px;\n          padding: 4px;\n          padding-left: 24px;\n          height: 16px;\n          line-height: 16px;\n          font-size: 12px;\n          text-align: center;\n          text-decoration: none;\n          display: inline-block;\n          background-image: var(--default-tag-icon);\n          background-size: 16px 16px;\n          background-position: 4px 4px;\n          background-repeat: no-repeat;\n        }\n      </style>\n    \n    ","date_published":"2022-08-27T12:37:24+00:00","id":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXL/","title":"Swords: DCXL - Tang Twister","url":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXL/"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"\n      <img src=\"https://swordscomic.com/media/Swords/images/Swords639T.png\" title=\"Look! It&#x27;s a Board Sword.\"><p>Look! It&#x27;s a Board Sword.</p></img>\n      <p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/sickle/\">sickle</a>: Blacksmith! I demand your largest sword!</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n  <p>A young Sickle enters the blacksmiths with a SLAM! sound</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<blockquote>\n  <p>Caption : Sickle, the Main Character</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p><strong>Dark Blacksmith:</strong> My largest swords are too powerful for you, young lady</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/sickle/\">sickle</a>: But I invented these little wheels you can stick on 'em!</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n  <p>Sickle and the Dark Blacksmith go joy riding on their wheeled swords</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n      <style>\n        .tag {\n          background-color: var(--tag-background-color);\n          margin: 1px 2px;\n          padding: 4px;\n          padding-left: 24px;\n          height: 16px;\n          line-height: 16px;\n          font-size: 12px;\n          text-align: center;\n          text-decoration: none;\n          display: inline-block;\n          background-image: var(--default-tag-icon);\n          background-size: 16px 16px;\n          background-position: 4px 4px;\n          background-repeat: no-repeat;\n        }\n      </style>\n    \n    ","date_published":"2022-08-24T11:48:10+00:00","id":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXXXIX/","title":"Swords: DCXXXIX - Sick New Ride","url":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXXXIX/"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"\n      <img src=\"https://swordscomic.com/media/Swords638T.png\" title=\"The quest to get her drinking buddy back.\"><p>The quest to get her drinking buddy back.</p></img>\n      <p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/sickle/\">sickle</a>: You really don't remember who I am? After all of the cool adventures that we've been through together?</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n  <p>Caption : Sickle the Inventor</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/travel%20goblin/\">travel goblin</a>: To be honest with you, I don't remember much of anything after putting on that skull mask... I just ended up here!</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n  <p>Caption : Travel Goblin?</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/travel%20goblin/\">travel goblin</a>: Whoa! Is that a tapir?</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/travel%20goblin/\">travel goblin</a>: ...With a rapier in its mouth?</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/sickle/\">sickle</a>: Okay, let's start over from the beginning.</p>\n\n      <style>\n        .tag {\n          background-color: var(--tag-background-color);\n          margin: 1px 2px;\n          padding: 4px;\n          padding-left: 24px;\n          height: 16px;\n          line-height: 16px;\n          font-size: 12px;\n          text-align: center;\n          text-decoration: none;\n          display: inline-block;\n          background-image: var(--default-tag-icon);\n          background-size: 16px 16px;\n          background-position: 4px 4px;\n          background-repeat: no-repeat;\n        }\n      </style>\n    \n    ","date_published":"2022-08-21T11:49:23+00:00","id":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXXXVIII/","title":"Swords: DCXXXVIII - Goblin Mode","url":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXXXVIII/"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"\n      <img src=\"https://swordscomic.com/media/Swords637T_o4P9cVO.png\" title=\"All wrapped up.\"><p>All wrapped up.</p></img>\n      <p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/mysterious%20elf/\">mysterious elf</a>: Our Goblin-Self has used the last of his power to expel the three-eyed demon from the mortal realm. 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Definitely!!</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/mysterious%20man/\">mysterious man</a>: The one-eyed demon is still free within the dream realm, but Bograk's champion is keeping him in check there...</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/mysterious%20gnome/\">mysterious gnome</a>: I have no concerns with six-eyes, either.</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/mysterious%20orc/\">mysterious orc</a>: I...uh, may have let things get out of control with my demon...</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/swords/demon%20of%20sacred%20oaths/\">demon of sacred oaths</a>: WWWRRRYYY!</p>\n\n      <style>\n        .tag {\n          background-color: var(--tag-background-color);\n          margin: 1px 2px;\n          padding: 4px;\n          padding-left: 24px;\n          height: 16px;\n          line-height: 16px;\n          font-size: 12px;\n          text-align: center;\n          text-decoration: none;\n          display: inline-block;\n          background-image: var(--default-tag-icon);\n          background-size: 16px 16px;\n          background-position: 4px 4px;\n          background-repeat: no-repeat;\n        }\n      </style>\n    \n    ","date_published":"2022-08-20T12:13:10+00:00","id":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXXXVII/","title":"Swords: DCXXXVII - Counselling Session","url":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXXXVII/"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"\n      <img src=\"https://swordscomic.com/media/Swords636T.png\" title=\"Relax, they&#x27;re professionals.\"><p>Relax, they&#x27;re professionals.</p></img>\n      <p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/the%20good%20knight/\">the good knight</a>: I have just the thing to cheer you up! How about a quest?</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/quest%20sprout/\">quest sprout</a>: QWEST!</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n  <p>Half-a-quest later</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/the%20good%20knight/\">the good knight</a>: You're almost across!</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/the%20good%20knight/\">the good knight</a>: That kids mother is going to kill me...!</p>\n\n      <style>\n        .tag {\n          background-color: var(--tag-background-color);\n          margin: 1px 2px;\n          padding: 4px;\n          padding-left: 24px;\n          height: 16px;\n          line-height: 16px;\n          font-size: 12px;\n          text-align: center;\n          text-decoration: none;\n          display: inline-block;\n          background-image: var(--default-tag-icon);\n          background-size: 16px 16px;\n          background-position: 4px 4px;\n          background-repeat: no-repeat;\n        }\n      </style>\n    \n    ","date_published":"2022-08-14T11:45:54+00:00","id":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXXXVI/","title":"Swords: DCXXXVI - A Hot New Quest","url":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXXXVI/"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"\n      <img src=\"https://swordscomic.com/media/Swords635T.png\" title=\"Is that a swop?\"><p>Is that a swop?</p></img>\n      <p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/quest%20sprout/\">quest sprout</a>: SIP!</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/granny/\">granny</a>: Whew! I've finally cleaned the whole place up!</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n  <p>A bottle smashes on the ground with a SMASH! sound</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p><strong>Shadowy Creature:</strong> PE PE PE!</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/quest%20sprout/\">quest sprout</a>: !!</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/the%20good%20knight/\">the good knight</a>: !!</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/granny/\">granny</a>: Again?!</p>\n\n      <style>\n        .tag {\n          background-color: var(--tag-background-color);\n          margin: 1px 2px;\n          padding: 4px;\n          padding-left: 24px;\n          height: 16px;\n          line-height: 16px;\n          font-size: 12px;\n          text-align: center;\n          text-decoration: none;\n          display: inline-block;\n          background-image: var(--default-tag-icon);\n          background-size: 16px 16px;\n          background-position: 4px 4px;\n          background-repeat: no-repeat;\n        }\n      </style>\n    \n    ","date_published":"2022-08-07T12:07:54+00:00","id":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXXXV/","title":"Swords: DCXXXV - Shattered Peace","url":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXXXV/"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"\n      <img src=\"https://swordscomic.com/media/SwordsxHuionPromoT.png\" title=\"The digital pen is mightier than the wooden sword!\"><p>The digital pen is mightier than the wooden sword!</p></img>\n      <p><strong>Huion Kamvas Pro 13 (2.5k):</strong> I am the Huion Kamvas Pro 13 (2.5k)!</p>\n\n<p><strong>Huion Kamvas Pro 13 (2.5k):</strong> Claim me as your own and experience all of my powerful features!</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/quest%20sprout/\">quest sprout</a>: HNGH.</p>\n\n<p><strong>Huion Kamvas Pro 13 (2.5k):</strong> Now go and wield my awesome power!</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/quest%20sprout/\">quest sprout</a>:QWEST!</p>\n\n<p><strong>Huion Kamvas Pro 13 (2.5k):</strong> N-no... Not like that...!</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n  <p>Quest Sprout hits a rat with a BONK! sound</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n      <style>\n        .tag {\n          background-color: var(--tag-background-color);\n          margin: 1px 2px;\n          padding: 4px;\n          padding-left: 24px;\n          height: 16px;\n          line-height: 16px;\n          font-size: 12px;\n          text-align: center;\n          text-decoration: none;\n          display: inline-block;\n          background-image: var(--default-tag-icon);\n          background-size: 16px 16px;\n          background-position: 4px 4px;\n          background-repeat: no-repeat;\n        }\n      </style>\n    \n    ","date_published":"2022-08-02T03:16:18+00:00","id":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/huionpromo/","title":"Swords: Swords x Huion","url":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/huionpromo/"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"\n      <img src=\"https://swordscomic.com/media/Swords634T.png\" title=\"PE PE PE!\"><p>PE PE PE!</p></img>\n      <blockquote>\n  <p>The Adventur'r's Tavern is a mess, with broken bottles and knocked over furniture everywhere</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/granny/\">granny</a>: Ahh! My tavern! What happened?!</p>\n\n<p><strong>Drunk Pirate:</strong> It was that little quest fella, swinging around his little wooden sword! I saw it all! HIC!</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n  <p>The pirate falls asleep at the bar with a THUMP. sound</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p><strong>Drunk Pirate:</strong> ZZZ...</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n  <p>The Good Knight and Quest Sprout enter the room</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/granny/\">granny</a>: Sprout! How could you?!</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/quest%20sprout/\">quest sprout</a>: Q-Qwest?</p>\n\n      <style>\n        .tag {\n          background-color: var(--tag-background-color);\n          margin: 1px 2px;\n          padding: 4px;\n          padding-left: 24px;\n          height: 16px;\n          line-height: 16px;\n          font-size: 12px;\n          text-align: center;\n          text-decoration: none;\n          display: inline-block;\n          background-image: var(--default-tag-icon);\n          background-size: 16px 16px;\n          background-position: 4px 4px;\n          background-repeat: no-repeat;\n        }\n      </style>\n    \n    ","date_published":"2022-07-31T11:47:51+00:00","id":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXXXIV/","title":"Swords: DCXXXIV - A Dreary Qwest Mess","url":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXXXIV/"},{"authors":[{"name":"Reyn Toons"}],"content_html":"<p>The post <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://afistfulofbabies.com/ghost-mirror/\">Ghost Mirror</a> appeared first on <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://afistfulofbabies.com\">A Fistful of Babies</a>.</p>\n","date_modified":"2022-09-02T04:00:11+00:00","date_published":"2022-09-02T07:33:21+00:00","id":"https://afistfulofbabies.com/?p=2424","title":"A Fistful of Babies: Ghost Mirror","url":"https://afistfulofbabies.com/ghost-mirror/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=ghost-mirror"},{"authors":[{"name":"Reyn Toons"}],"content_html":"<p>The post <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://afistfulofbabies.com/beach-read/\">Beach Read</a> appeared first on <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://afistfulofbabies.com\">A Fistful of Babies</a>.</p>\n","date_modified":"2022-09-02T04:00:11+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-22T07:30:30+00:00","id":"https://afistfulofbabies.com/?p=2420","title":"A Fistful of Babies: Beach 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Babies</a>.</p>\n","date_modified":"2022-09-02T04:00:11+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-08T07:30:04+00:00","id":"https://afistfulofbabies.com/?p=2413","title":"A Fistful of Babies: Hey My Bitch","url":"https://afistfulofbabies.com/hey-my-bitch/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=hey-my-bitch"},{"authors":[{"name":"Reyn Toons"}],"content_html":"<p>The post <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://afistfulofbabies.com/catzilla/\">Catzilla!</a> appeared first on <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://afistfulofbabies.com\">A Fistful of Babies</a>.</p>\n","date_modified":"2022-09-02T04:00:11+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-01T08:30:09+00:00","id":"https://afistfulofbabies.com/?p=2409","title":"A Fistful of Babies: Catzilla!","url":"https://afistfulofbabies.com/catzilla/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=catzilla"},{"authors":[{"name":"Reyn Toons"}],"content_html":"<p>The post <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://afistfulofbabies.com/two-goldfish/\">Two Goldfish</a> appeared first on 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{"feed_url":"https://laker.fly.dev/raw/output.json","items":[{"authors":[],"content_html":"<center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php\">archive</a> - <a href=\"mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=troilus%20AND%20cressida?%20%20in%20THIS%20economy??\">contact</a> - <a href=\"http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz\">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href=\"http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23\">search</a> - <a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/about.php\">about</a></td></tr></table><img src=\"http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-4147.png\" class=\"comic\" title=\"this comic is inspired by ME, who has seen every second of Star Trek save for a single episode.  MAN i can't wait to watch that episode and then die\"><p>this comic is inspired by ME, who has seen every second of Star Trek save for a single episode.  MAN i can't wait to watch that episode and then die</p><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><a rel=\"prev\" href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3945\">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align=\"center\" valign=\"top\">September 2nd, 2022</td><td width=100 align=\"right\" valign=\"top\">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><P><b>September 2nd, 2022: </b>Oh I'm only interested in The Incomplete Shakespeare, thank you.<p align=\"right\">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T07:00:00+00:00","date_published":"2022-09-02T07:00:00+00:00","id":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3946","title":"Dinosaur Comics!: shakespeare plays more like shakespeare played eventually if i remember","url":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3946"},{"authors":[],"content_html":"<center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php\">archive</a> - <a href=\"mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=ah%20yes:%20dinosaur%20comics,%20starring%20TEA-Rex\">contact</a> - <a href=\"http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz\">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href=\"http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23\">search</a> - <a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/about.php\">about</a></td></tr></table><img src=\"http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-4146.png\" class=\"comic\" title=\"me, alone in a room talking to myself: &quot;the DREAM!&quot;\"><p>me, alone in a room talking to myself: &quot;the DREAM!&quot;</p><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><a rel=\"prev\" href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3944\">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align=\"center\" valign=\"top\">August 31st, 2022</td><td width=100 align=\"right\" valign=\"top\">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><P><b>August 31st, 2022: </b>This comic based on a true whipped cream!!  I'm never going back to the way things were before.<p align=\"right\">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T07:00:00+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-31T07:00:00+00:00","id":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3945","title":"Dinosaur Comics!: why should others listen when you have something to say if you won't even talk to yourself??","url":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3945"},{"authors":[],"content_html":"<center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php\">archive</a> - <a href=\"mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=don't%20forget%20naps:%20in%20my%20opinion%20a%20similar%20but%20distinct%20pleasure%20from%20regular%20sleeping\">contact</a> - <a href=\"http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz\">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href=\"http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23\">search</a> - <a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/about.php\">about</a></td></tr></table><img src=\"http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-4145.png\" class=\"comic\" title=\"wait wait wait, hold up, you're telling me the state of nature was nasty, brutish, short, AND horny??\"><p>wait wait wait, hold up, you're telling me the state of nature was nasty, brutish, short, AND horny??</p><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><a rel=\"prev\" href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3943\">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align=\"center\" valign=\"top\">August 29th, 2022</td><td width=100 align=\"right\" valign=\"top\">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><P><b>August 29th, 2022: </b>I hope this comic brought you some brief taste of fleeting happiness!! FINGERS CROSSED FOR THE OL' BRIEF TASTE OF FLEETING HAPPINESS<p align=\"right\">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T07:00:00+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-29T07:00:00+00:00","id":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3944","title":"Dinosaur Comics!: we wouldn't just eat, sleep, and have sex!  we'd also eventually die","url":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3944"},{"authors":[],"content_html":"<center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php\">archive</a> - <a href=\"mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=a%20knock%20on%20your%20door%20late%20at%20night,%20and%20it's%20me%20shoving%20tarts%20into%20your%20hands.%20%20there's%20no%20time%20for%20questions\">contact</a> - <a href=\"http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz\">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href=\"http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23\">search</a> - <a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/about.php\">about</a></td></tr></table><img src=\"http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-4144.png\" class=\"comic\" title=\"i had a friend who dated a chef once and she told me how he always tried new food on her and it was always amazing!  shout out to all the single chefs out there: i got your back, out here talking you up to all and sundry\"><p>i had a friend who dated a chef once and she told me how he always tried new food on her and it was always amazing!  shout out to all the single chefs out there: i got your back, out here talking you up to all and sundry</p><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><a rel=\"prev\" href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3942\">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align=\"center\" valign=\"top\">August 26th, 2022</td><td width=100 align=\"right\" valign=\"top\">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><P><b>August 26th, 2022: </b>BASED ON A TRUE CINNAMON ROLL.  Only they were PUMPKIN cinnamon rolls.  Oh my god they were SO GOOD??<p align=\"right\">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T07:00:00+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-26T07:00:00+00:00","id":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3943","title":"Dinosaur Comics!: cookie coomics","url":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3943"},{"authors":[],"content_html":"<center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php\">archive</a> - <a href=\"mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=t-rex%20we%20need%20to%20have%20a%20discussion%20about%20the%20necessary%20threshold%20for%20deploying%20&quot;amazing&quot;%20alongside%20&quot;news&quot;\">contact</a> - <a href=\"http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz\">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href=\"http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23\">search</a> - <a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/about.php\">about</a></td></tr></table><img src=\"http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-4143.png\" class=\"comic\" title=\"you'dn't've any opinions on my use of contractions, wouldn't'ou?\"><p>you'dn't've any opinions on my use of contractions, wouldn't'ou?</p><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><a rel=\"prev\" href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3941\">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align=\"center\" valign=\"top\">August 24th, 2022</td><td width=100 align=\"right\" valign=\"top\">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><P><b>August 24th, 2022: </b>Contractions are great because it's language speakers saying \"Phrases today have too many syllables.  Please eliminate three.\" and then DOING IT.<p align=\"right\">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T07:00:00+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-24T07:00:00+00:00","id":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3942","title":"Dinosaur Comics!: contr'ct'ns","url":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3942"},{"authors":[],"content_html":"<center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php\">archive</a> - <a href=\"mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=welcome...%20to%20the%20written%20word%20expanded%20universe\">contact</a> - <a href=\"http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz\">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href=\"http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23\">search</a> - <a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/about.php\">about</a></td></tr></table><img src=\"http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-4142.png\" class=\"comic\" title=\"Of course, when I say &quot;fly&quot; I speak metaphorically, as Spider-Man merely SWINGS on webs - save of course for when he had cosmic powers thanks to the Enigma Force and as Cosmic Spider-Man COULD fly, having obtained all the powers of Captain Universe.  But THAT'S such an obvious caveat that it basically goes without saying.\"><p>Of course, when I say &quot;fly&quot; I speak metaphorically, as Spider-Man merely SWINGS on webs - save of course for when he had cosmic powers thanks to the Enigma Force and as Cosmic Spider-Man COULD fly, having obtained all the powers of Captain Universe.  But THAT'S such an obvious caveat that it basically goes without saying.</p><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><a rel=\"prev\" href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3940\">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align=\"center\" valign=\"top\">August 22nd, 2022</td><td width=100 align=\"right\" valign=\"top\">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><P><b>August 22nd, 2022: </b>In this comic, T-Rex assumes that all famous olde-timey stories were written by Shakespeare.  Not me though!  I'D never make such an embarrassing mistake!!<p align=\"right\">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T07:00:00+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-22T07:00:00+00:00","id":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3941","title":"Dinosaur Comics!: Later on, T-Rex reads the Bible and notices Jesus can turn water into wine and wonders if he can ALSO swing from a thread.  God says \"HOLD ON LEMME CHECK\" and then a few minutes later says \"NO\"","url":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3941"},{"authors":[],"content_html":"<center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php\">archive</a> - <a href=\"mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=who's%20the%20doc%20brown%20though??%20%20WHO'S%20THE%20DOC%20BROWN\">contact</a> - <a href=\"http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz\">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href=\"http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23\">search</a> - <a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/about.php\">about</a></td></tr></table><img src=\"http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-4141.png\" class=\"comic\" title=\"seriously though: i stand by every word of this comic and believe all opinions within are fully justified by both texts\"><p>seriously though: i stand by every word of this comic and believe all opinions within are fully justified by both texts</p><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><a rel=\"prev\" href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3939\">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align=\"center\" valign=\"top\">August 19th, 2022</td><td width=100 align=\"right\" valign=\"top\">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><P><b>August 19th, 2022: </b>On the way back from PEI (it was a long drive) we listened to an audiobook of Anne of Green Gables.  It was a dramatic reading version which was really good, EXCEPT for some reason all the lines of Anne's childhood friend Diane were performed by someone who sounded like they were 80 years old?  It was initially hilarious but by the end I'd decided Anne had simply taken an old lady who was still in school as her bosom buddy.  I am happy to inform you that this is canon.<p align=\"right\">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T07:00:00+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-19T07:00:00+00:00","id":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3940","title":"Dinosaur Comics!: the inappropriate relationship gets transferred over from marty and lorraine to mr. phillips and prissy andrews.  IT ALL FITS","url":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3940"},{"authors":[],"content_html":"<center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php\">archive</a> - <a href=\"mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=turns%20out%20it's%20a%20lot%20easier%20to%20just%20move%20to%20the%20woods%20where%20nobody%20will%20hold%20you%20responsible%20for%20anything%20save%20for%20the%20full%20responsibility%20you%20now%20have%20to%20keep%20yourself%20alive%20without%20any%20benefit%20of%20civilization?%20%20mods??\">contact</a> - <a href=\"http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz\">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href=\"http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23\">search</a> - <a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/about.php\">about</a></td></tr></table><img src=\"http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-4140.png\" class=\"comic\" title=\"nah\"><p>nah</p><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><a rel=\"prev\" href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3938\">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align=\"center\" valign=\"top\">August 17th, 2022</td><td width=100 align=\"right\" valign=\"top\">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><P><b>August 17th, 2022: </b>I'm back in Ontario!  It was a fun trip even if Chompsky ate too much and got poo problems partway through. (Here I am referring to my dog, not the linguist, though I suppose but I don't know for certain that he didn't.)<p align=\"right\">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T07:00:00+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-17T07:00:00+00:00","id":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3939","title":"Dinosaur Comics!: responsibilities is a great word if you enjoy every second letter being 'i' partway through","url":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3939"},{"authors":[],"content_html":"<center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php\">archive</a> - <a href=\"mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=oh%20hey,%20we've%20met\">contact</a> - <a href=\"http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz\">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href=\"http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23\">search</a> - <a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/about.php\">about</a></td></tr></table><img src=\"http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-4139.png\" class=\"comic\" title=\"This comic is based on a true walk I took with my wife!  Also it was 2 in the afternoon on a Sunday.  Sorry but that's among the worst times to be casually naked on a bench; don't ask me how I know!!\"><p>This comic is based on a true walk I took with my wife!  Also it was 2 in the afternoon on a Sunday.  Sorry but that's among the worst times to be casually naked on a bench; don't ask me how I know!!</p><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><a rel=\"prev\" href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3937\">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align=\"center\" valign=\"top\">August 15th, 2022</td><td width=100 align=\"right\" valign=\"top\">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><P><b>August 15th, 2022: </b>I'm still on the East Coast!  This naked guy was in Ontario, so far PEI is mostly-clothed people.  It's just as the legends foretold!!<p align=\"right\">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T07:00:00+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-15T07:00:00+00:00","id":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3938","title":"Dinosaur Comics!: one dude, zero clothes, several questions.","url":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3938"},{"authors":[],"content_html":"<center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php\">archive</a> - <a href=\"mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=what%20if%20he%20knows%20he's%20probably%20gonna%20mix%20it%20up%20though.%20%20paradox%20solved.%20%20take%20that,%20Thomas%20Aquinas\">contact</a> - <a href=\"http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz\">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href=\"http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23\">search</a> - <a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/about.php\">about</a></td></tr></table><img src=\"http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-4138.png\" class=\"comic\" title=\"god works in mysterious ways HERE, but god parties in even more mysterious ways in universe 35AF034^900234-B\"><p>god works in mysterious ways HERE, but god parties in even more mysterious ways in universe 35AF034^900234-B</p><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><a rel=\"prev\" href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3936\">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align=\"center\" valign=\"top\">August 12th, 2022</td><td width=100 align=\"right\" valign=\"top\">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><P><b>August 12th, 2022: </b>And THIS is the first Dinosaur Comic posted from a delightful guest room in Cape Breton!  I like how this turned out, A+, would spend a few days here again.<p align=\"right\">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T07:00:00+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-12T07:00:00+00:00","id":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3937","title":"Dinosaur Comics!: similar but distinct to the the paradox of free willy","url":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3937"},{"authors":[{"name":"zach"}],"content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/miracle-worker/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Miracle Worker\"><img src=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/090222-miracle-worker.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" /></a>\r\n</p>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T22:26:03+00:00","date_published":"2022-09-02T22:26:03+00:00","id":"https://theawkwardyeti.com/?post_type=comic&p=19257","title":"The Awkward Yeti: Miracle 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src=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/070722-Inbox.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" /></a>\r\n</p>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T22:26:03+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-12T20:55:43+00:00","id":"https://theawkwardyeti.com/?post_type=comic&p=19235","title":"The Awkward Yeti: Heart Cradles Fear","url":"https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/heart-cradles-fear/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=heart-cradles-fear"},{"authors":[{"name":"zach"}],"content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/exercise-wasteland/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Exercise Wasteland\"><img src=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/070122-Everything-Hurts.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" /></a>\r\n</p>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T22:26:03+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-12T20:42:27+00:00","id":"https://theawkwardyeti.com/?post_type=comic&p=19232","title":"The Awkward Yeti: Exercise Wasteland","url":"https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/exercise-wasteland/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=exercise-wasteland"},{"authors":[{"name":"zach"}],"content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/minty-bliss/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Minty Bliss\"><img src=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/063022-minty-bliss-tongue.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" /></a>\r\n</p>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T22:26:03+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-12T20:37:38+00:00","id":"https://theawkwardyeti.com/?post_type=comic&p=19229","title":"The Awkward Yeti: Minty 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panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>This is thematically weirdly close to the kids' book I'm announcing in another month.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n","date_published":"2022-09-01T16:57:28+00:00","id":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/spooky-2","title":"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Spooky","url":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/spooky-2"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/joke\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661948330-20220831.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Patreon backers are developing a tradition where they feed my jokes to dall-e and it's funnier than me. Hooray.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n","date_published":"2022-08-31T12:13:58+00:00","id":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/joke","title":"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Joke","url":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/joke"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/good-4\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661884339-20220830.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Anyway, you can resolve the paradox by not having any humans.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n","date_published":"2022-08-30T18:32:07+00:00","id":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/good-4","title":"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Good","url":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/good-4"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/nouning\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661781019-20220829.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>GOD HATES PLATONISTS</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n","date_published":"2022-08-29T13:50:06+00:00","id":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/nouning","title":"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Nouning","url":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/nouning"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/muddle\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661708356-20220828.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>The key is first to realize this and then decide it's a belief system.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n","date_published":"2022-08-28T17:23:20+00:00","id":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/muddle","title":"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Muddle","url":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/muddle"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/a-graphic-situation\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661615353-20220827.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Some patreon subscribers were kind enough to generate some better versions of this comic instantly for free. Thanks!</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n","date_published":"2022-08-27T15:49:03+00:00","id":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/a-graphic-situation","title":"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - A Graphic Situation","url":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/a-graphic-situation"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/rapture-2\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661524810-20220826.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>I think they'll be happy to be of use.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n","date_published":"2022-08-26T14:39:54+00:00","id":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/rapture-2","title":"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Rapture","url":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/rapture-2"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/waggle\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661434766-20220825.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Credit to Manfred Ehresmann for immediately (immediately!) pointing out the conundrum expressed in the votey panel.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n","date_published":"2022-08-25T13:39:04+00:00","id":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/waggle","title":"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Waggle","url":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/waggle"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/go\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661348456-20220824.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Go ahead, visualize it.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n","date_published":"2022-08-24T13:40:44+00:00","id":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/go","title":"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Go","url":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/go"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/scribe-a\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661255929-20220823.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Imagine having your writing errors as a permanent feature of academic studies.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n","date_published":"2022-08-23T11:58:39+00:00","id":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/scribe-a","title":"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Scribe A","url":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/scribe-a"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/aifterlife\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661171744-20220822.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Somehow this resulted in a thoughtful conversation on patreon about whether the computer actually dies in panel 7.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n","date_published":"2022-08-22T12:34:25+00:00","id":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/aifterlife","title":"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - AIfterlife","url":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/aifterlife"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/experience-2\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661112656-20220821.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Sex Mallets will be on sale in time for Christmas. Check the SMBC store for updates.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n","date_published":"2022-08-21T20:10:48+00:00","id":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/experience-2","title":"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Experience","url":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/experience-2"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/eat-3\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661014406-20220820.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>This is why people dining alone are so happy.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n","date_published":"2022-08-20T16:53:01+00:00","id":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/eat-3","title":"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Eat","url":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/eat-3"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/universal-2\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1660946184-20220819.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Wondering if this is the one that finally produces the hatemail I desire so.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n","date_published":"2022-08-19T21:55:57+00:00","id":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/universal-2","title":"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - 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Adverbially","url":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/adverbially-2"},{"authors":[],"content_html":"<img src=\"https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/universe_price_tiers.png\" title=\"In Universe Pro®™ the laws of physics remain unchanged under time reversal, to maintain backward compatibility.\" alt=\"In Universe Pro®™ the laws of physics remain unchanged under time reversal, to maintain backward compatibility.\" /><p>In Universe Pro®™ the laws of physics remain unchanged under time reversal, to maintain backward compatibility.</p>","date_modified":"2022-08-31T00:00:00+00:00","id":"https://xkcd.com/2666/","title":"xkcd.com: Universe Price Tiers","url":"https://xkcd.com/2666/"},{"authors":[],"content_html":"<img src=\"https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/america_songs.png\" title=\"Juraaaassic Park, Juraaaassic Park, God shed his grace on theeeee\" alt=\"Juraaaassic Park, Juraaaassic Park, God shed his grace on theeeee\" /><p>Juraaaassic Park, Juraaaassic Park, God shed his grace on theeeee</p>","date_modified":"2022-08-29T00:00:00+00:00","id":"https://xkcd.com/2665/","title":"xkcd.com: America Songs","url":"https://xkcd.com/2665/"},{"authors":[],"content_html":"<img src=\"https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/cloud_swirls.png\" title=\"'Why did you get into fluid dynamics?' 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'Well, SOME planet has to have the coolest clouds, odds are it's not ours, and rockets are slow.'</p>","date_modified":"2022-08-26T00:00:00+00:00","id":"https://xkcd.com/2664/","title":"xkcd.com: Cloud Swirls","url":"https://xkcd.com/2664/"},{"authors":[],"content_html":"<img src=\"https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/tetherball_configurations.png\" title=\"Ground-pole-ball-pole can be fun if you shake the first pole to get the second one whipping around dangerously, but the ball at the joint gets torn apart pretty fast.\" alt=\"Ground-pole-ball-pole can be fun if you shake the first pole to get the second one whipping around dangerously, but the ball at the joint gets torn apart pretty fast.\" /><p>Ground-pole-ball-pole can be fun if you shake the first pole to get the second one whipping around dangerously, but the ball at the joint gets torn apart pretty fast.</p>","date_modified":"2022-08-24T00:00:00+00:00","id":"https://xkcd.com/2663/","title":"xkcd.com: Tetherball Configurations","url":"https://xkcd.com/2663/"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"\n      <img src=\"https://swordscomic.com/media/Swords/images/Swords642T.png\" title=\"He may be a sword frog but he never skips leg day.\"><p>He may be a sword frog but he never skips leg day.</p></img>\n      <p></p>\n\n      <style>\n        .tag {\n          background-color: var(--tag-background-color);\n          margin: 1px 2px;\n          padding: 4px;\n          padding-left: 24px;\n          height: 16px;\n          line-height: 16px;\n          font-size: 12px;\n          text-align: center;\n          text-decoration: none;\n          display: inline-block;\n          background-image: var(--default-tag-icon);\n          background-size: 16px 16px;\n          background-position: 4px 4px;\n          background-repeat: no-repeat;\n        }\n      </style>\n    \n    ","date_published":"2022-08-31T11:45:58+00:00","id":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXLII/","title":"Swords: DCXLII - Frog On Your Throat","url":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXLII/"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"\n      <img src=\"https://swordscomic.com/media/Swords/images/Swords641T.png\" title=\"She&#x27;s not the sharpest sword in the scabbard.\"><p>She&#x27;s not the sharpest sword in the scabbard.</p></img>\n      <p></p>\n\n      <style>\n        .tag {\n          background-color: var(--tag-background-color);\n          margin: 1px 2px;\n          padding: 4px;\n          padding-left: 24px;\n          height: 16px;\n          line-height: 16px;\n          font-size: 12px;\n          text-align: center;\n          text-decoration: none;\n          display: inline-block;\n          background-image: var(--default-tag-icon);\n          background-size: 16px 16px;\n          background-position: 4px 4px;\n          background-repeat: no-repeat;\n        }\n      </style>\n    \n    ","date_published":"2022-08-28T11:45:31+00:00","id":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXLI/","title":"Swords: DCXLI - Absolutely Pommeled","url":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXLI/"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"\n      <img src=\"https://swordscomic.com/media/Swords/images/Swords640T.png\" title=\"A true blacksmith uses *all* of their senses.\"><p>A true blacksmith uses *all* of their senses.</p></img>\n      <p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/hawk%20the%20blacksmith/\">hawk the blacksmith</a>: This is the tang, which is the part that does inside the hilt.</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n  <p>Sickle licks the tang with a SLURP! sound</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/sickle/\">sickle</a>: Hmm...</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/sickle/\">sickle</a>: It doesn't taste very tangy.</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/hawk%20the%20blacksmith/\">hawk the blacksmith</a>: Stop.</p>\n\n      <style>\n        .tag {\n          background-color: var(--tag-background-color);\n          margin: 1px 2px;\n          padding: 4px;\n          padding-left: 24px;\n          height: 16px;\n          line-height: 16px;\n          font-size: 12px;\n          text-align: center;\n          text-decoration: none;\n          display: inline-block;\n          background-image: var(--default-tag-icon);\n          background-size: 16px 16px;\n          background-position: 4px 4px;\n          background-repeat: no-repeat;\n        }\n      </style>\n    \n    ","date_published":"2022-08-27T12:37:24+00:00","id":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXL/","title":"Swords: DCXL - Tang Twister","url":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXL/"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"\n      <img src=\"https://swordscomic.com/media/Swords/images/Swords639T.png\" title=\"Look! It&#x27;s a Board Sword.\"><p>Look! It&#x27;s a Board Sword.</p></img>\n      <p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/sickle/\">sickle</a>: Blacksmith! I demand your largest sword!</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n  <p>A young Sickle enters the blacksmiths with a SLAM! sound</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<blockquote>\n  <p>Caption : Sickle, the Main Character</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p><strong>Dark Blacksmith:</strong> My largest swords are too powerful for you, young lady</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/sickle/\">sickle</a>: But I invented these little wheels you can stick on 'em!</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n  <p>Sickle and the Dark Blacksmith go joy riding on their wheeled swords</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n      <style>\n        .tag {\n          background-color: var(--tag-background-color);\n          margin: 1px 2px;\n          padding: 4px;\n          padding-left: 24px;\n          height: 16px;\n          line-height: 16px;\n          font-size: 12px;\n          text-align: center;\n          text-decoration: none;\n          display: inline-block;\n          background-image: var(--default-tag-icon);\n          background-size: 16px 16px;\n          background-position: 4px 4px;\n          background-repeat: no-repeat;\n        }\n      </style>\n    \n    ","date_published":"2022-08-24T11:48:10+00:00","id":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXXXIX/","title":"Swords: DCXXXIX - Sick New Ride","url":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXXXIX/"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"\n      <img src=\"https://swordscomic.com/media/Swords638T.png\" title=\"The quest to get her drinking buddy back.\"><p>The quest to get her drinking buddy back.</p></img>\n      <p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/sickle/\">sickle</a>: You really don't remember who I am? After all of the cool adventures that we've been through together?</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n  <p>Caption : Sickle the Inventor</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/travel%20goblin/\">travel goblin</a>: To be honest with you, I don't remember much of anything after putting on that skull mask... I just ended up here!</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n  <p>Caption : Travel Goblin?</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/travel%20goblin/\">travel goblin</a>: Whoa! Is that a tapir?</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/travel%20goblin/\">travel goblin</a>: ...With a rapier in its mouth?</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/sickle/\">sickle</a>: Okay, let's start over from the beginning.</p>\n\n      <style>\n        .tag {\n          background-color: var(--tag-background-color);\n          margin: 1px 2px;\n          padding: 4px;\n          padding-left: 24px;\n          height: 16px;\n          line-height: 16px;\n          font-size: 12px;\n          text-align: center;\n          text-decoration: none;\n          display: inline-block;\n          background-image: var(--default-tag-icon);\n          background-size: 16px 16px;\n          background-position: 4px 4px;\n          background-repeat: no-repeat;\n        }\n      </style>\n    \n    ","date_published":"2022-08-21T11:49:23+00:00","id":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXXXVIII/","title":"Swords: DCXXXVIII - Goblin Mode","url":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXXXVIII/"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"\n      <img src=\"https://swordscomic.com/media/Swords637T_o4P9cVO.png\" title=\"All wrapped up.\"><p>All wrapped up.</p></img>\n      <p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/mysterious%20elf/\">mysterious elf</a>: Our Goblin-Self has used the last of his power to expel the three-eyed demon from the mortal realm. 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Definitely!!</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/mysterious%20man/\">mysterious man</a>: The one-eyed demon is still free within the dream realm, but Bograk's champion is keeping him in check there...</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/mysterious%20gnome/\">mysterious gnome</a>: I have no concerns with six-eyes, either.</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/mysterious%20orc/\">mysterious orc</a>: I...uh, may have let things get out of control with my demon...</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/swords/demon%20of%20sacred%20oaths/\">demon of sacred oaths</a>: WWWRRRYYY!</p>\n\n      <style>\n        .tag {\n          background-color: var(--tag-background-color);\n          margin: 1px 2px;\n          padding: 4px;\n          padding-left: 24px;\n          height: 16px;\n          line-height: 16px;\n          font-size: 12px;\n          text-align: center;\n          text-decoration: none;\n          display: inline-block;\n          background-image: var(--default-tag-icon);\n          background-size: 16px 16px;\n          background-position: 4px 4px;\n          background-repeat: no-repeat;\n        }\n      </style>\n    \n    ","date_published":"2022-08-20T12:13:10+00:00","id":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXXXVII/","title":"Swords: DCXXXVII - Counselling Session","url":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXXXVII/"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"\n      <img src=\"https://swordscomic.com/media/Swords636T.png\" title=\"Relax, they&#x27;re professionals.\"><p>Relax, they&#x27;re professionals.</p></img>\n      <p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/the%20good%20knight/\">the good knight</a>: I have just the thing to cheer you up! How about a quest?</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/quest%20sprout/\">quest sprout</a>: QWEST!</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n  <p>Half-a-quest later</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/the%20good%20knight/\">the good knight</a>: You're almost across!</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/the%20good%20knight/\">the good knight</a>: That kids mother is going to kill me...!</p>\n\n      <style>\n        .tag {\n          background-color: var(--tag-background-color);\n          margin: 1px 2px;\n          padding: 4px;\n          padding-left: 24px;\n          height: 16px;\n          line-height: 16px;\n          font-size: 12px;\n          text-align: center;\n          text-decoration: none;\n          display: inline-block;\n          background-image: var(--default-tag-icon);\n          background-size: 16px 16px;\n          background-position: 4px 4px;\n          background-repeat: no-repeat;\n        }\n      </style>\n    \n    ","date_published":"2022-08-14T11:45:54+00:00","id":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXXXVI/","title":"Swords: DCXXXVI - A Hot New Quest","url":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXXXVI/"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"\n      <img src=\"https://swordscomic.com/media/Swords635T.png\" title=\"Is that a swop?\"><p>Is that a swop?</p></img>\n      <p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/quest%20sprout/\">quest sprout</a>: SIP!</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/granny/\">granny</a>: Whew! I've finally cleaned the whole place up!</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n  <p>A bottle smashes on the ground with a SMASH! sound</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p><strong>Shadowy Creature:</strong> PE PE PE!</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/quest%20sprout/\">quest sprout</a>: !!</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/the%20good%20knight/\">the good knight</a>: !!</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/granny/\">granny</a>: Again?!</p>\n\n      <style>\n        .tag {\n          background-color: var(--tag-background-color);\n          margin: 1px 2px;\n          padding: 4px;\n          padding-left: 24px;\n          height: 16px;\n          line-height: 16px;\n          font-size: 12px;\n          text-align: center;\n          text-decoration: none;\n          display: inline-block;\n          background-image: var(--default-tag-icon);\n          background-size: 16px 16px;\n          background-position: 4px 4px;\n          background-repeat: no-repeat;\n        }\n      </style>\n    \n    ","date_published":"2022-08-07T12:07:54+00:00","id":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXXXV/","title":"Swords: DCXXXV - Shattered Peace","url":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXXXV/"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"\n      <img src=\"https://swordscomic.com/media/SwordsxHuionPromoT.png\" title=\"The digital pen is mightier than the wooden sword!\"><p>The digital pen is mightier than the wooden sword!</p></img>\n      <p><strong>Huion Kamvas Pro 13 (2.5k):</strong> I am the Huion Kamvas Pro 13 (2.5k)!</p>\n\n<p><strong>Huion Kamvas Pro 13 (2.5k):</strong> Claim me as your own and experience all of my powerful features!</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/quest%20sprout/\">quest sprout</a>: HNGH.</p>\n\n<p><strong>Huion Kamvas Pro 13 (2.5k):</strong> Now go and wield my awesome power!</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/quest%20sprout/\">quest sprout</a>:QWEST!</p>\n\n<p><strong>Huion Kamvas Pro 13 (2.5k):</strong> N-no... Not like that...!</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n  <p>Quest Sprout hits a rat with a BONK! sound</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n      <style>\n        .tag {\n          background-color: var(--tag-background-color);\n          margin: 1px 2px;\n          padding: 4px;\n          padding-left: 24px;\n          height: 16px;\n          line-height: 16px;\n          font-size: 12px;\n          text-align: center;\n          text-decoration: none;\n          display: inline-block;\n          background-image: var(--default-tag-icon);\n          background-size: 16px 16px;\n          background-position: 4px 4px;\n          background-repeat: no-repeat;\n        }\n      </style>\n    \n    ","date_published":"2022-08-02T03:16:18+00:00","id":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/huionpromo/","title":"Swords: Swords x Huion","url":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/huionpromo/"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"\n      <img src=\"https://swordscomic.com/media/Swords634T.png\" title=\"PE PE PE!\"><p>PE PE PE!</p></img>\n      <blockquote>\n  <p>The Adventur'r's Tavern is a mess, with broken bottles and knocked over furniture everywhere</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/granny/\">granny</a>: Ahh! My tavern! What happened?!</p>\n\n<p><strong>Drunk Pirate:</strong> It was that little quest fella, swinging around his little wooden sword! I saw it all! HIC!</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n  <p>The pirate falls asleep at the bar with a THUMP. sound</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p><strong>Drunk Pirate:</strong> ZZZ...</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n  <p>The Good Knight and Quest Sprout enter the room</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/granny/\">granny</a>: Sprout! How could you?!</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/quest%20sprout/\">quest sprout</a>: Q-Qwest?</p>\n\n      <style>\n        .tag {\n          background-color: var(--tag-background-color);\n          margin: 1px 2px;\n          padding: 4px;\n          padding-left: 24px;\n          height: 16px;\n          line-height: 16px;\n          font-size: 12px;\n          text-align: center;\n          text-decoration: none;\n          display: inline-block;\n          background-image: var(--default-tag-icon);\n          background-size: 16px 16px;\n          background-position: 4px 4px;\n          background-repeat: no-repeat;\n        }\n      </style>\n    \n    ","date_published":"2022-07-31T11:47:51+00:00","id":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXXXIV/","title":"Swords: DCXXXIV - A Dreary Qwest Mess","url":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXXXIV/"},{"authors":[{"name":"Reyn Toons"}],"content_html":"<p>The post <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://afistfulofbabies.com/ghost-mirror/\">Ghost Mirror</a> appeared first on <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://afistfulofbabies.com\">A Fistful of Babies</a>.</p>\n","date_modified":"2022-09-02T04:00:11+00:00","date_published":"2022-09-02T07:33:21+00:00","id":"https://afistfulofbabies.com/?p=2424","title":"A Fistful of Babies: Ghost Mirror","url":"https://afistfulofbabies.com/ghost-mirror/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=ghost-mirror"},{"authors":[{"name":"Reyn Toons"}],"content_html":"<p>The post <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://afistfulofbabies.com/beach-read/\">Beach Read</a> appeared first on <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://afistfulofbabies.com\">A Fistful of Babies</a>.</p>\n","date_modified":"2022-09-02T04:00:11+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-22T07:30:30+00:00","id":"https://afistfulofbabies.com/?p=2420","title":"A Fistful of Babies: Beach 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Babies</a>.</p>\n","date_modified":"2022-09-02T04:00:11+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-08T07:30:04+00:00","id":"https://afistfulofbabies.com/?p=2413","title":"A Fistful of Babies: Hey My Bitch","url":"https://afistfulofbabies.com/hey-my-bitch/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=hey-my-bitch"},{"authors":[{"name":"Reyn Toons"}],"content_html":"<p>The post <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://afistfulofbabies.com/catzilla/\">Catzilla!</a> appeared first on <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://afistfulofbabies.com\">A Fistful of Babies</a>.</p>\n","date_modified":"2022-09-02T04:00:11+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-01T08:30:09+00:00","id":"https://afistfulofbabies.com/?p=2409","title":"A Fistful of Babies: Catzilla!","url":"https://afistfulofbabies.com/catzilla/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=catzilla"},{"authors":[{"name":"Reyn Toons"}],"content_html":"<p>The post <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://afistfulofbabies.com/two-goldfish/\">Two Goldfish</a> appeared first on 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use chrono::{DateTime, FixedOffset};

use json_feed_model::{Author, Feed as JFeed, Item as JFItem, Version};

use json_feed_model::{Author as JFAuthor, Feed as JFeed, Item as JFItem, Version};

use serde::Deserialize;
#[derive(Debug, Deserialize)]
pub struct Object<'a> {
    title: &'a str,
    // description: Option<&'a str>,
    pub content: Option<&'a str>,
    pub link: &'a str,
    date: DateTime<FixedOffset>,
    authors: Vec<Author<'a>>,
}
#[derive(Debug, Deserialize)]
pub struct Author<'a> {
    pub name: &'a str,
    pub email: Option<&'a str>,
    pub uri: Option<&'a str>,
}
impl<'o> From<Object<'o>> for JFItem {
    fn from(object: Object<'o>) -> Self {
        let mut item = JFItem::new();
        item.set_title(object.title.to_owned());
        item.set_url(object.link.to_owned());
        item.set_id(object.link.to_owned());
        item.set_date_published(object.date.to_rfc3339());
        item.set_authors({
            let mut authors = vec![];
            for person in object.authors {
                let mut a = JFAuthor::new();
                a.set_name((*person.name).to_owned());
                authors.push(a);
            }
            authors
        });
        object.content.map(|s| {
            item.set_content_html(lol_html::rewrite_str(s, crate::create_rewrite_settings()).ok()?)
        });
        item
    }
}

            let mut a = Author::new();

            let mut a = JFAuthor::new();

                .replace("-150x150.", ".")

    extra_selector: Option<&str>,

    extra_selector: Option<String>,

        let extra_selector = Selector::parse(extra_selector).expect("valid selector");

        let extra_selector = Selector::parse(&extra_selector).expect("valid selector");

use chrono::{DateTime, FixedOffset};
use json_feed_model::{Author as JFAuthor, Item as JFItem};
use serde::Deserialize;
use tracing::{error, info};
#[derive(Debug, Deserialize)]
struct Object<'a> {
    title: &'a str,
    // description: Option<&'a str>,
    content: Option<&'a str>,
    link: &'a str,
    date: DateTime<FixedOffset>,
    authors: Vec<Author<'a>>,
}
#[derive(Debug, Deserialize)]
pub struct Author<'a> {
    pub name: &'a str,
    pub email: Option<&'a str>,
    pub uri: Option<&'a str>,
}

use json_feed_model::{Item as JFItem};
use tracing::info;

        let object: Object = serde_json::from_str(&line)?;

        let object: laker::Object = serde_json::from_str(&line)?;

impl<'o> From<Object<'o>> for JFItem {
    fn from(object: Object<'o>) -> Self {
        let mut item = JFItem::new();
        item.set_title(object.title.to_owned());
        item.set_url(object.link.to_owned());
        item.set_id(object.link.to_owned());
        item.set_date_published(object.date.to_rfc3339());
        item.set_authors({
            let mut authors = vec![];
            for person in object.authors {
                let mut a = JFAuthor::new();
                a.set_name((*person.name).to_owned());
                authors.push(a);
            }
            authors
        });

        object.content.map(|s| {
            item.set_content_html(lol_html::rewrite_str(s, laker::create_rewrite_settings()).ok()?)
        });
        item
    }
}

// {"title": "Item Example", "description": "This is an example", "content": "Lorem <img title=ipsum> dolor sit amet, consetetur sadipscing elitr, sed diam nonumy eirmod tempor invidunt ut labore et dolore magna aliquyam erat, sed diam voluptua.", "link": "https://www.buttersafe.com/2022/09/01/dystopianfuturezoocomics/", "date": "2021-09-08T23:12:05+02:00", "authors": [{"name": "Jane Doe", "email": "jane@example.com", "uri": "https://example.com/author/jane-doe"}]}

// {"title": "Item Example", "description": "This is an example", "content": "Lorem <img title=ipsum> dolor sit amet, consetetur sadipscing elitr, sed diam nonumy eirmod tempor invidunt ut labore et dolore magna aliquyam erat, sed diam voluptua.", "link": "https://example.com/news/item-example", "date": "2021-09-08T23:12:05+02:00", "authors": [{"name": "Jane Doe", "email": "jane@example.com", "uri": "https://example.com/author/jane-doe"}]}

// {"title": "Item Example", "description": "This is an example", "content": "Lorem <img title=ipsum> dolor sit amet, consetetur sadipscing elitr, sed diam nonumy eirmod tempor invidunt ut labore et dolore magna aliquyam erat, sed diam voluptua.", "link": "https://afistfulofbabies.com/ghost-mirror/", "date": "2021-09-08T23:12:05+02:00", "authors": [{"name": "Jane Doe", "email": "jane@example.com", "uri": "https://example.com/author/jane-doe"}]}

use json_feed_model::Item as JFItem;

use std::time::Duration;
use tracing::info;
use ureq::AgentBuilder;

    let main = "#comic".to_owned();
    let extra = ".entry".to_owned();
    let html = std::fs::read_to_string("tests/buttersafe-dystopian.html")?;
    dbg!(grab(&main, Some(&extra), &html)?);

    tracing_subscriber::fmt::init();
    let mut args = std::env::args().skip(1);
    let main = args.next().expect("main selector");
    let extra = args.next();
    let agent = AgentBuilder::new()
        .timeout_read(Duration::from_secs(5))
        .timeout_write(Duration::from_secs(5))
        .build();
    let stdin = std::io::stdin();
    for line in stdin.lines() {
        let line = line?;
        let mut object: laker::Object = serde_json::from_str(&line)?;
        info!("input {object:#?}");
        let html = agent.get(&object.link).call()?.into_string()?;
        let laker::grabbers::Fragments { mut main, extra } = grab(&main, extra.clone(), &html)?;
        if let Some(e) = extra {
            main.push_str(&e)
        }
        object.content = Some(main.as_ref());
        let item: JFItem = object.into();
        info!("input {item:#?}");
    }

ureq = "2"

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]

]
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source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
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 "libc",
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 "spin",
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 "web-sys",
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source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
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dependencies = [
 "log",
 "ring",
 "sct",
 "webpki",

name = "sct"
version = "0.7.0"
source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
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 "ring",
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source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
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dependencies = [
 "base64",
 "chunked_transfer",
 "flate2",
 "log",
 "once_cell",
 "rustls",
 "url",
 "webpki",
 "webpki-roots",

name = "web-sys"
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source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
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source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
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dependencies = [
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]
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name = "webpki-roots"
version = "0.22.4"
source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
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autopickup_exceptions += <dart
autopickup_exceptions += <javelin
autopickup_exceptions += <boomerang
autopickup_exceptions += <misc
autopickup_exceptions += <immo
autopickup_exceptions += <vuln
autopickup_exceptions += <magical
autopickup_exceptions += <torment
autopickup_exceptions += <mutation
# autopickup_exceptions += <
explore_stop  = artefacts,glowing_items,greedy_pickup_smart,shops,portals,branches,runed_doors