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# Have you seen DNS TYPE0 CLASS256?
we run a recursive resolver for historical reason. these recent months, we started seeing messages like this in unbound.log, with different names:
```text
info: resolving cctv-api.cdn20.com.cd23f.com. TYPE0 CLASS256
info: resolving cctv-api.cdn20.com.chnc.cloudcsp.com. TYPE0 CLASS256
info: resolving cctv-api.wswebpic.com.chnc.cloudcsp.com. TYPE0 CLASS256
info: resolving overseatest.livehttp.speedcdns.com. TYPE0 CLASS256
info: resolving wangsu-1.ttyuyin.com.cdn20.com. TYPE0 CLASS256
info: resolving wangsu-3.ttyuyin.com.cdn20.com. TYPE0 CLASS256
```
afaik we have no relationship with such infrastructure (CCTV in some Chinese cloud?). we blocked the most queried labels, and move on to other things. however i have a nagging question: what is that?
i still have no details about the chinese parties, but after some searching & reproduction, i think there is a defect-attractor in DNS-packet construction. in order to avoid search-suffix behaviour, people write `.`-ending names in config, and some software will construct an invalid DNS query:
-  haproxy, before 2020 https://github.com/haproxy/haproxy/issues/435
-  gnupg dirmngr, in 2017 https://dev.gnupg.org/T3517#106524
-  nongnu LWIP, in 2020 https://savannah.nongnu.org/bugs/?58473#comment3
the sequence is potentially like this:
1.  split name by `.`.
1.  for each item, construct `${length}${label}` segments. the final empty `label` gets converted to its own `0x0` byte.
1.  concat the segments together, then append the empty label `0x0`, regardless of previous step.
1.  append the DNS type & class (always IN/`0x1` for Internet)
Thus, now we have a name that ends with `\0\0` (or `00 00` in hexdump view). The question now appends usual Type A (`00 01`), Class IN (`00 01`), but those become misaligned:
```text
Okay:
03 ?? ?? ?? 00|  00 01|    00 01
ll  c  o  m . | TYPE A|CLASS  IN
Wrong:
03 ?? ?? ?? 00|  00 00|    01 00 01
ll  c  o  m . | TYPE 0|CLASS 256 FORMAT ERROR, i hope the server answer
```
for more background, check out [jvns' blog](https://jvns.ca/blog/2022/09/12/why-do-domain-names-end-with-a-dot-/#in-a-dns-request-response-domain-names-don-t-have-a-trailing) or view responses in various formats with [DNS institute tool](https://dnsinstitute.com/webdnsquery/).
there is a [different case from 2001](https://groups.google.com/g/comp.protocols.dns.bind/c/pIVLil7p8wA/m/Y0bxMyn5bI0J), where a (windows-based?) client sent TYPE & CLASS as little-endian, not big-endian, resulting in `TYPE256 CLASS256` query.
## Reproduction
> a single ping, comrade. just one, for range. -- Marko Ramius
catching in wireshark/tshark:
`dns.qry.class > 1`
or with tcpdump/pcap filter:
`udp port 53 and dns.query.class > 1`
i want to generate those wrong Questions on-demand, to observe and quote the various DNS servers' log lines about them, as well as to put [all kind of TYPEs](https://www.netmeister.org/blog/dns-rrs.html) in the Q and see what they get intepreted as.
```bash
$ declare -a TYPES=(type1 type2 cname type6 mx txt aaaa srv dname type65 type255 caa)
```
The core code is:
```rust
fn naughty_question(qtype: Rtype) -> Question<Dname<Vec<u8>>> {
    let name = Dname::vec_from_str("example.").unwrap();
    let mut bytes = name.into_octets();
    bytes.push(0);
    Question::new_in(
        // Safety: I want to do it wrong
        unsafe { Dname::from_octets_unchecked(bytes) },
        qtype,
    )
}
#[test]
fn it_is_different() {
    assert!(
        !Question::from((Dname::vec_from_str("example.").unwrap(), Rtype::Any))
            .eq(&naughty_question(Rtype::Any))
    );
}
```
i chose NLnet Labs' `domain` crate, because it is self-contained, comes
with a resolver. fortunately it exposes the above hand-off function to give users' direct access to parsed domain bytes. i haven't wrapped my head around how to properly print out all kinds of answer data yet, so i resigned to asserting that the queried server ignores/refuses the bad questions. i can construct a bad `Dname`, pinky-promise to `domain` that it is good, and let it help me with the rest of DNS+UDP wrapping & handling!
an alternative would be `trust-dns`'s `proto` & `client` crates. i don't think its server-side implementation is ready yet.
I queried some usual resource types against an unbound server:
```bash
$ declare -a TYPES=(type1 type2 cname type6 mx txt aaaa srv dname type65 type255 caa)
$ for type in ${TYPES[*]}; do cargo r -q -- @unbound.address $type; done
A: b"\0\0\x81\x85\0\x01\0\0\0\0\0\0\x07example\0\0\0\x01\0"
NS: server ignored us, perhaps: Custom { kind: TimedOut, error: "all timed out" }
CNAME: b"\0\0\x81\x85\0\x01\0\0\0\0\0\0\x07example\0\0\0\x05\0"
SOA: b"\0\0\x81\x85\0\x01\0\0\0\0\0\0\x07example\0\0\0\x06\0"
MX: b"\0\0\x81\x85\0\x01\0\0\0\0\0\0\x07example\0\0\0\x0f\0"
TXT: b"\0\0\x81\x85\0\x01\0\0\0\0\0\0\x07example\0\0\0\x10\0"
AAAA: b"\0\0\x81\x85\0\x01\0\0\0\0\0\0\x07example\0\0\0\x1c\0"
SRV: b"\0\0\x81\x85\0\x01\0\0\0\0\0\0\x07example\0\0\0!\0"
DNAME: server ignored us, perhaps: Custom { kind: TimedOut, error: "all timed out" }
HTTPS: server ignored us, perhaps: Custom { kind: TimedOut, error: "all timed out" }
ANY: b"\0\0\x81\x85\0\x01\0\0\0\0\0\0\x07example\0\0\0\xff\0"
CAA: server ignored us, perhaps: Custom { kind: TimedOut, error: "all timed out" }
```
"perhaps" is because, as we see below, the program sometimes doesn't receive response data. unbound logs clear messages:
```text
unbound[1626:0] info: resolving example. TYPE0 CLASS256
unbound[1626:4] info: resolving example. TYPE0 CLASS512
unbound[1626:2] info: resolving example. TYPE0 CLASS1280
unbound[1626:3] info: resolving example. TYPE0 CLASS1536
unbound[1626:1] info: resolving example. TYPE0 CLASS3840
unbound[1626:5] info: resolving example. TYPE0 CLASS4096
unbound[1626:2] info: resolving example. TYPE0 CLASS7168
unbound[1626:4] info: resolving example. TYPE0 CLASS8448
unbound[1626:3] info: resolving example. TYPE0 CLASS9984
unbound[1626:3] info: resolving example. TYPE0 CLASS65280
```
Here is tcpdump's translation of the traffic:
```text
0+ [1au] Type0 (Class 256)? example. (37)
0 FormErr 0/0/1 (36)
0+ Type0 (Class 256)? example. (26)
0 Refused 0/0/0 (25)
0+ [1au] Type0 (Class 512)? example. (37)
0 FormErr 0/0/1 (36)
0+ Type0 (Class 512)? example. (26)
0 Refused 0/0/0 (25)
0+ [1au] Type0 (Class 1280)? example. (37)
0 FormErr 0/0/1 (36)
0+ Type0 (Class 1280)? example. (26)
0 Refused 0/0/0 (25)
0+ [1au] Type0 (Class 1536)? example. (37)
0 FormErr 0/0/1 (36)
0+ Type0 (Class 1536)? example. (26)
0 Refused 0/0/0 (25)
0+ [1au] Type0 (Class 3840)? example. (37)
0 FormErr 0/0/1 (36)
0+ Type0 (Class 3840)? example. (26)
0 Refused 0/0/0 (25)
0+ [1au] Type0 (Class 4096)? example. (37)
0 FormErr 0/0/1 (36)
0+ Type0 (Class 4096)? example. (26)
0 Refused 0/0/0 (25)
0+ [1au] Type0 (Class 7168)? example. (37)
0 FormErr 0/0/1 (36)
0+ Type0 (Class 7168)? example. (26)
0 Refused 0/0/0 (25)
0+ [1au] Type0 (Class 8448)? example. (37)
0 FormErr 0/0/1 (36)
0+ Type0 (Class 8448)? example. (26)
0 Refused 0/0/0 (25)
0+ [1au] Type0 (Class 9984)? example. (37)
0 FormErr 0/0/1 (36)
0+ Type0 (Class 9984)? example. (26)
0 Refused 0/0/0 (25)
0+ [1au] Type0 (Class 16640)? example. (37)
0 FormErr 0/0/1 (36)
0+ Type0 (Class 16640)? example. (26)
0 Refused 0/0/0 (25)
0+ [1au] Type0 (Class 65280)? example. (37)
0 FormErr 0/0/1 (36)
0+ Type0 (Class 65280)? example. (26)
0 Refused 0/0/0 (25)
0+ [1au] A (Class 256)? example. (37)
0 FormErr 0/0/1 (36)
```
(you see why i said `perhaps`). this last one `A (Class 256)?` is from a `CAA` rtype. its high byte gets reinterpreted as `type A` again! but the `Class 256` is never fixable, and the whole packet is malformed beyond repair anyhow.
i hope someone out there come across this & figure out whatever is happening with the clients sending these queries.
i tested again ISC bind, but it says only:
```text
client: warning: client 4.5.6.7#33870: message parsing failed: unexpected end of input
```
CoreDNS, NLnet NSD, systemd-resolved doesn't log anything about these at all in my testing.
of the cloudflare addresses, .1 and .3 replies quickly & i can print the response, but i miss .2 traffic consistently:
```bash
$ for s in 1 2 3; do cargo r -q -- @1.1.1.$s aaaa; done
AAAA: b"\0\0\x81\x84\0\x01\0\0\0\0\0\0\x07example\0\0\0\x1c\0"
AAAA: server ignored us, perhaps: Custom { kind: TimedOut, error: "all timed out" }
AAAA: b"\0\0\x81\x84\0\x01\0\0\0\0\0\0\x07example\0\0\0\x1c\0"
```
nothing comes back from .2:
```text
0+ [1au] Type0 (Class 7168)? example. (37)
0 NotImp 0/0/0 (25)
0+ [1au] Type0 (Class 7168)? example. (37)
0+ [1au] Type0 (Class 7168)? example. (37)
0 NotImp 0/0/0 (25)
```

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# Have you seen DNS TYPE0 CLASS256?
we run a recursive resolver for historical reason. these recent months, we started seeing messages like this in unbound.log, with different names:
```text
info: resolving cctv-api.cdn20.com.cd23f.com. TYPE0 CLASS256
info: resolving cctv-api.cdn20.com.chnc.cloudcsp.com. TYPE0 CLASS256
info: resolving cctv-api.wswebpic.com.chnc.cloudcsp.com. TYPE0 CLASS256
info: resolving overseatest.livehttp.speedcdns.com. TYPE0 CLASS256
info: resolving wangsu-1.ttyuyin.com.cdn20.com. TYPE0 CLASS256
info: resolving wangsu-3.ttyuyin.com.cdn20.com. TYPE0 CLASS256
```
afaik we have no relationship with such infrastructure (CCTV in some Chinese cloud?). we blocked the most queried labels, and move on to other things. however i have a nagging question: what is that?
i still have no details about the chinese parties, but after some searching & reproduction, i think there is a defect-attractor in DNS-packet construction. in order to avoid search-suffix behaviour, people write `.`-ending names in config, and some software will construct an invalid DNS query:
- haproxy, before 2020 https://github.com/haproxy/haproxy/issues/435
- gnupg dirmngr, in 2017 https://dev.gnupg.org/T3517#106524
- nongnu LWIP, in 2020 https://savannah.nongnu.org/bugs/?58473#comment3
the sequence is potentially like this:
1. split name by `.`.
1. for each item, construct `${length}${label}` segments. the final empty `label` gets converted to its own `0x0` byte.
1. concat the segments together, then append the empty label `0x0`, regardless of previous step.
1. append the DNS type & class (always IN/`0x1` for Internet)
Thus, now we have a name that ends with `\0\0` (or `00 00` in hexdump view). The question now appends usual Type A (`00 01`), Class IN (`00 01`), but those become misaligned:
```text
Okay:
03 ?? ?? ?? 00|  00 01|    00 01
ll  c  o  m . | TYPE A|CLASS  IN
Wrong:
03 ?? ?? ?? 00|  00 00|    01 00 01
ll  c  o  m . | TYPE 0|CLASS 256 FORMAT ERROR, i hope the server answer
```
for more background, check out [jvns' blog](https://jvns.ca/blog/2022/09/12/why-do-domain-names-end-with-a-dot-/#in-a-dns-request-response-domain-names-don-t-have-a-trailing) or view responses in various formats with [DNS institute tool](https://dnsinstitute.com/webdnsquery/).
there is a [different case from 2001](https://groups.google.com/g/comp.protocols.dns.bind/c/pIVLil7p8wA/m/Y0bxMyn5bI0J), where a (windows-based?) client sent TYPE & CLASS as little-endian, not big-endian, resulting in `TYPE256 CLASS256` query.
## Reproduction
> a single ping, comrade. just one, for range. -- Marko Ramius
catching in wireshark/tshark:
`dns.qry.class > 1`
or with tcpdump/pcap filter:
`udp port 53 and dns.query.class > 1`
i want to generate those wrong Questions on-demand, to observe and quote the various DNS servers' log lines about them, as well as to put [all kind of TYPEs](https://www.netmeister.org/blog/dns-rrs.html) in the Q and see what they get intepreted as.
```bash
$ declare -a TYPES=(type1 type2 cname type6 mx txt aaaa srv dname type65 type255 caa)
```
The core code is:
```rust
fn naughty_question(qtype: Rtype) -> Question<Dname<Vec<u8>>> {
    let name = Dname::vec_from_str("example.").unwrap();
    let mut bytes = name.into_octets();
    bytes.push(0);
    Question::new_in(
        // Safety: I want to do it wrong
        unsafe { Dname::from_octets_unchecked(bytes) },
        qtype,
    )
}
#[test]
fn it_is_different() {
    assert!(
        !Question::from((Dname::vec_from_str("example.").unwrap(), Rtype::Any))
            .eq(&naughty_question(Rtype::Any))
    );
}
```
i chose NLnet Labs' `domain` crate, because it is self-contained, comes
with a resolver. fortunately it exposes the above hand-off function to give users' direct access to parsed domain bytes. i haven't wrapped my head around how to properly print out all kinds of answer data yet, so i resigned to asserting that the queried server ignores/refuses the bad questions. i can construct a bad `Dname`, pinky-promise to `domain` that it is good, and let it help me with the rest of DNS+UDP wrapping & handling!
an alternative would be `trust-dns`'s `proto` & `client` crates. i don't think its server-side implementation is ready yet.
I queried some usual resource types against an unbound server:
```bash
$ declare -a TYPES=(type1 type2 cname type6 mx txt aaaa srv dname type65 type255 caa)
$ for type in ${TYPES[*]}; do cargo r -q -- @unbound.address $type; done
A: b"\0\0\x81\x85\0\x01\0\0\0\0\0\0\x07example\0\0\0\x01\0"
NS: server ignored us, perhaps: Custom { kind: TimedOut, error: "all timed out" }
CNAME: b"\0\0\x81\x85\0\x01\0\0\0\0\0\0\x07example\0\0\0\x05\0"
SOA: b"\0\0\x81\x85\0\x01\0\0\0\0\0\0\x07example\0\0\0\x06\0"
MX: b"\0\0\x81\x85\0\x01\0\0\0\0\0\0\x07example\0\0\0\x0f\0"
TXT: b"\0\0\x81\x85\0\x01\0\0\0\0\0\0\x07example\0\0\0\x10\0"
AAAA: b"\0\0\x81\x85\0\x01\0\0\0\0\0\0\x07example\0\0\0\x1c\0"
SRV: b"\0\0\x81\x85\0\x01\0\0\0\0\0\0\x07example\0\0\0!\0"
DNAME: server ignored us, perhaps: Custom { kind: TimedOut, error: "all timed out" }
HTTPS: server ignored us, perhaps: Custom { kind: TimedOut, error: "all timed out" }
ANY: b"\0\0\x81\x85\0\x01\0\0\0\0\0\0\x07example\0\0\0\xff\0"
CAA: server ignored us, perhaps: Custom { kind: TimedOut, error: "all timed out" }
```
"perhaps" is because, as we see below, the program sometimes doesn't receive response data. unbound logs clear messages:
```text
unbound[1626:0] info: resolving example. TYPE0 CLASS256
unbound[1626:4] info: resolving example. TYPE0 CLASS512
unbound[1626:2] info: resolving example. TYPE0 CLASS1280
unbound[1626:3] info: resolving example. TYPE0 CLASS1536
unbound[1626:1] info: resolving example. TYPE0 CLASS3840
unbound[1626:5] info: resolving example. TYPE0 CLASS4096
unbound[1626:2] info: resolving example. TYPE0 CLASS7168
unbound[1626:4] info: resolving example. TYPE0 CLASS8448
unbound[1626:3] info: resolving example. TYPE0 CLASS9984
unbound[1626:3] info: resolving example. TYPE0 CLASS65280
```
Here is tcpdump's translation of the traffic:
```text
0+ [1au] Type0 (Class 256)? example. (37)
0 FormErr 0/0/1 (36)
0+ Type0 (Class 256)? example. (26)
0 Refused 0/0/0 (25)
0+ [1au] Type0 (Class 512)? example. (37)
0 FormErr 0/0/1 (36)
0+ Type0 (Class 512)? example. (26)
0 Refused 0/0/0 (25)
0+ [1au] Type0 (Class 1280)? example. (37)
0 FormErr 0/0/1 (36)
0+ Type0 (Class 1280)? example. (26)
0 Refused 0/0/0 (25)
0+ [1au] Type0 (Class 1536)? example. (37)
0 FormErr 0/0/1 (36)
0+ Type0 (Class 1536)? example. (26)
0 Refused 0/0/0 (25)
0+ [1au] Type0 (Class 3840)? example. (37)
0 FormErr 0/0/1 (36)
0+ Type0 (Class 3840)? example. (26)
0 Refused 0/0/0 (25)
0+ [1au] Type0 (Class 4096)? example. (37)
0 FormErr 0/0/1 (36)
0+ Type0 (Class 4096)? example. (26)
0 Refused 0/0/0 (25)
0+ [1au] Type0 (Class 7168)? example. (37)
0 FormErr 0/0/1 (36)
0+ Type0 (Class 7168)? example. (26)
0 Refused 0/0/0 (25)
0+ [1au] Type0 (Class 8448)? example. (37)
0 FormErr 0/0/1 (36)
0+ Type0 (Class 8448)? example. (26)
0 Refused 0/0/0 (25)
0+ [1au] Type0 (Class 9984)? example. (37)
0 FormErr 0/0/1 (36)
0+ Type0 (Class 9984)? example. (26)
0 Refused 0/0/0 (25)
0+ [1au] Type0 (Class 16640)? example. (37)
0 FormErr 0/0/1 (36)
0+ Type0 (Class 16640)? example. (26)
0 Refused 0/0/0 (25)
0+ [1au] Type0 (Class 65280)? example. (37)
0 FormErr 0/0/1 (36)
0+ Type0 (Class 65280)? example. (26)
0 Refused 0/0/0 (25)
0+ [1au] A (Class 256)? example. (37)
0 FormErr 0/0/1 (36)
```
(you see why i said `perhaps`). this last one `A (Class 256)?` is from a `CAA` rtype. its high byte gets reinterpreted as `type A` again! but the `Class 256` is never fixable, and the whole packet is malformed beyond repair anyhow.
i hope someone out there come across this & figure out whatever is happening with the clients sending these queries.
i tested again ISC bind, but it says only:
```text
client: warning: client 4.5.6.7#33870: message parsing failed: unexpected end of input
```
CoreDNS, NLnet NSD, systemd-resolved doesn't log anything about these at all in my testing.
of the cloudflare addresses, .1 and .3 replies quickly & i can print the response, but i miss .2 traffic consistently:
```bash
$ for s in 1 2 3; do cargo r -q -- @1.1.1.$s aaaa; done
AAAA: b"\0\0\x81\x84\0\x01\0\0\0\0\0\0\x07example\0\0\0\x1c\0"
AAAA: server ignored us, perhaps: Custom { kind: TimedOut, error: "all timed out" }
AAAA: b"\0\0\x81\x84\0\x01\0\0\0\0\0\0\x07example\0\0\0\x1c\0"
```
nothing comes back from .2:
```text
0+ [1au] Type0 (Class 7168)? example. (37)
0 NotImp 0/0/0 (25)
0+ [1au] Type0 (Class 7168)? example. (37)
0+ [1au] Type0 (Class 7168)? example. (37)
0 NotImp 0/0/0 (25)
```

Replacement in split.marimo.py at line 10 [19.1]
∅:D[11.36] → [18.36:65]
B:BD[18.36] → [18.36:65]
```
    return prev_water_photo,
```
[11.36]
[19.146]
```
    return (prev_water_photo,)
```
Replacement in split.marimo.py at line 16 [19.1]
∅:D[11.66] → [18.95:124]
B:BD[18.95] → [18.95:124]
```
    return this_water_photo,
```
[11.66]
[19.228]
```
    return (this_water_photo,)
```
Replacement in rustfmt.toml at line 7 [22.1]
∅:D[20.88] → [21.54:56]
B:BD[21.54] → [21.54:56]
```
 
```
[20.88]
[21.56]

Replacement in psmisc-killall.md at line 1 [23.92]

B:BD[23.92] → [23.93:3277]

# psmisc 23.x killall doesn't match long process names
let's use more fool-proof methods
This is an [old][old], [fixed issue][fix] ([with more fixes to come][fixes]), but I would like to highlight it for anyone having trouble with killall. It affects Debian10 buster (stable release [from 2019 until 2021][buster-stable]), plus derivative Ubuntu versions. Reproduction based on Debian [bug #912748][bug]:
```dash
❯ podman run -it registry.hub.docker.com/amd64/debian:buster-slim bash -c 'apt update -qq && apt install -qqy psmisc procps; bash -i'
ln -sf /bin/sleep 0123456789abcd   && ./0123456789abcd   1h &
ln -sf /bin/sleep 0123456789abcde  && ./0123456789abcde  1h &
ln -sf /bin/sleep 0123456789abcdef && ./0123456789abcdef 1h &
```
With debian9, psmisc 22.21:
```dash
psmisc-22.21# pgrep -fla abcd
261 ./0123456789abcd 1h
264 ./0123456789abcde 1h
267 ./0123456789abcdef 1h
psmisc-22.21# killall -v -0 0123456789abcd
Killed 0123456789abcd(261) with signal 0
psmisc-22.21# killall -v -0 0123456789abcde
Killed 0123456789abcde(264) with signal 0
psmisc-22.21# killall -v -0 0123456789abcdef
Killed 0123456789abcdef(267) with signal 0
```
With debian10, psmisc 23.2:
```dash
psmisc-23.2# pgrep -fla abcd
322 ./0123456789abcd 1h
325 ./0123456789abcde 1h
328 ./0123456789abcdef 1h
psmisc-23.2# killall -v -0 0123456789abcd
Killed 0123456789abcd(322) with signal 0
psmisc-23.2# killall -v -0 0123456789abcde
Killed 0123456789abcde(325) with signal 0
Killed 0123456789abcde(328) with signal 0
psmisc-23.2# killall -v -0 0123456789abcdef
0123456789abcdef: no process found
```
With debian11, psmisc 23.4:
```dash
psmisc-23.4# killall -v -0 0123456789abcd
Killed 0123456789abcd(329) with signal 0
psmisc-23.4# killall -v -0 0123456789abcde
Killed 0123456789abcde(332) with signal 0
Killed 0123456789abcde(335) with signal 0
psmisc-23.4# killall -v -0 0123456789abcdef
Killed 0123456789abcde(332) with signal 0
Killed 0123456789abcde(335) with signal 0
```
You can imagine our surprise when a logrotate postrotate action didn’t poke any process, and the services keep sending log to a deleted file descriptor. Fortunately, we don’t use killall for other purposes, so the 15-character-prefix multikill didn’t bite us.
Our developers noticed missing log before we rolled this to production. They also took the initiative to convert convoluted init.d scripts to declarative systemd units. This avoids both name-based guessing like killall/pkill, and old-style PID-file based process management.
In the future, killall is looking into safer, non-pid-racing methods such as openat+pidfd. Let’s keep an eye out for such improvements, for situations where we can’t apply cgroups or other namespacing methods.
[old]: https://gitlab.com/psmisc/psmisc/-/commit/1188315cd037d73bf946a0003b70c6423cc330d2
[fix]: https://gitlab.com/psmisc/psmisc/-/commit/1188315cd037d73bf946a0003b70c6423cc330d2
[fixes]: https://gitlab.com/psmisc/psmisc/-/merge_requests/28
[buster-stable]: https://wiki.debian.org/DebianBuster
[pidfd]: https://gitlab.com/psmisc/psmisc/-/issues/37
[bug]: https://bugs.debian.org/912748

[23.92]

# psmisc 23.x killall doesn't match long process names
let's use more fool-proof methods
This is an [old][old], [fixed issue][fix] ([with more fixes to come][fixes]), but I would like to highlight it for anyone having trouble with killall. It affects Debian10 buster (stable release [from 2019 until 2021][buster-stable]), plus derivative Ubuntu versions. Reproduction based on Debian [bug #912748][bug]:
```dash
❯ podman run -it registry.hub.docker.com/amd64/debian:buster-slim bash -c 'apt update -qq && apt install -qqy psmisc procps; bash -i'
ln -sf /bin/sleep 0123456789abcd   && ./0123456789abcd   1h &
ln -sf /bin/sleep 0123456789abcde  && ./0123456789abcde  1h &
ln -sf /bin/sleep 0123456789abcdef && ./0123456789abcdef 1h &
```
With debian9, psmisc 22.21:
```dash
psmisc-22.21# pgrep -fla abcd
261 ./0123456789abcd 1h
264 ./0123456789abcde 1h
267 ./0123456789abcdef 1h
psmisc-22.21# killall -v -0 0123456789abcd
Killed 0123456789abcd(261) with signal 0
psmisc-22.21# killall -v -0 0123456789abcde
Killed 0123456789abcde(264) with signal 0
psmisc-22.21# killall -v -0 0123456789abcdef
Killed 0123456789abcdef(267) with signal 0
```
With debian10, psmisc 23.2:
```dash
psmisc-23.2# pgrep -fla abcd
322 ./0123456789abcd 1h
325 ./0123456789abcde 1h
328 ./0123456789abcdef 1h
psmisc-23.2# killall -v -0 0123456789abcd
Killed 0123456789abcd(322) with signal 0
psmisc-23.2# killall -v -0 0123456789abcde
Killed 0123456789abcde(325) with signal 0
Killed 0123456789abcde(328) with signal 0
psmisc-23.2# killall -v -0 0123456789abcdef
0123456789abcdef: no process found
```
With debian11, psmisc 23.4:
```dash
psmisc-23.4# killall -v -0 0123456789abcd
Killed 0123456789abcd(329) with signal 0
psmisc-23.4# killall -v -0 0123456789abcde
Killed 0123456789abcde(332) with signal 0
Killed 0123456789abcde(335) with signal 0
psmisc-23.4# killall -v -0 0123456789abcdef
Killed 0123456789abcde(332) with signal 0
Killed 0123456789abcde(335) with signal 0
```
You can imagine our surprise when a logrotate postrotate action didn’t poke any process, and the services keep sending log to a deleted file descriptor. Fortunately, we don’t use killall for other purposes, so the 15-character-prefix multikill didn’t bite us.
Our developers noticed missing log before we rolled this to production. They also took the initiative to convert convoluted init.d scripts to declarative systemd units. This avoids both name-based guessing like killall/pkill, and old-style PID-file based process management.
In the future, killall is looking into safer, non-pid-racing methods such as openat+pidfd. Let’s keep an eye out for such improvements, for situations where we can’t apply cgroups or other namespacing methods.
[old]: https://gitlab.com/psmisc/psmisc/-/commit/1188315cd037d73bf946a0003b70c6423cc330d2
[fix]: https://gitlab.com/psmisc/psmisc/-/commit/1188315cd037d73bf946a0003b70c6423cc330d2
[fixes]: https://gitlab.com/psmisc/psmisc/-/merge_requests/28
[buster-stable]: https://wiki.debian.org/DebianBuster
[pidfd]: https://gitlab.com/psmisc/psmisc/-/issues/37
[bug]: https://bugs.debian.org/912748

Replacement in myst/myst-db.toml at line 4 [24.5]

B:BD[24.104] → [24.104:612]

#> flyctl image show -a myst-db                                                                                                                                                                                                                     06/11/2023 05:23:22 PM
#MACHINE ID      REGISTRY                REPOSITORY              TAG     VERSION DIGEST
#32874545a63948  registry-1.docker.io    flyio/postgres-flex     15.3    v0.0.42 sha256:c380a6108f9f49609d64e5e83a3117397ca3b5c3202d0bf0996883ec3dbb80c8

[24.104]

[24.612]

# > flyctl image show -a myst-db                                                                                                                                                                                                                     06/11/2023 05:23:22 PM
# MACHINE ID      REGISTRY                REPOSITORY              TAG     VERSION DIGEST
# 32874545a63948  registry-1.docker.io    flyio/postgres-flex     15.3    v0.0.42 sha256:c380a6108f9f49609d64e5e83a3117397ca3b5c3202d0bf0996883ec3dbb80c8

Replacement in myst/myst-db.toml at line 8 [24.5]

B:BD[24.613] → [24.613:675]

# flyctl deploy -c myst-db.toml -i flyio/postgres-flex:15.3

[24.613]

[24.675]

# flyctl deploy -c myst-db.toml -i flyio/postgres-flex:15.3

Replacement in myst/myst-db.toml at line 13 [24.5]
B:BD[24.721] → [7.3:31]
∅:D[7.31] → [24.749:774]
B:BD[24.749] → [24.749:774]
```
  FLY_SCALE_TO_ZERO = "13m"
  PRIMARY_REGION = "nrt"
```
[24.721]
[24.774]
```
FLY_SCALE_TO_ZERO = "13m"
PRIMARY_REGION = "nrt"
```
Replacement in myst/myst-db.toml at line 17 [24.5]
B:BD[24.786] → [24.786:831]
```
  source = "pg_data"
  destination = "/data"
```
[24.786]
[24.831]
```
source = "pg_data"
destination = "/data"
```

Replacement in myst/myst-db.toml at line 21 [24.5]

B:BD[24.845] → [24.845:916]

  protocol = "tcp"
  internal_port = 5432
  auto_start_machines = true

[24.845]

[24.916]

protocol = "tcp"
internal_port = 5432
auto_start_machines = true

Replacement in myst/myst-db.toml at line 25 [24.5]

B:BD[24.917] → [24.917:1074]

  [[services.ports]]
    port = 5432
    handlers = ["pg_tls"]
  [services.concurrency]
    type = "connections"
    hard_limit = 1000
    soft_limit = 1000

[24.917]

[24.1074]

[[services.ports]]
port = 5432
handlers = ["pg_tls"]
[services.concurrency]
type = "connections"
hard_limit = 1000
soft_limit = 1000

Replacement in myst/myst-db.toml at line 34 [24.5]

B:BD[24.1088] → [24.1088:1159]

  protocol = "tcp"
  internal_port = 5433
  auto_start_machines = true

[24.1088]

[24.1159]

protocol = "tcp"
internal_port = 5433
auto_start_machines = true

Replacement in myst/myst-db.toml at line 38 [24.5]

B:BD[24.1160] → [24.1160:1317]

  [[services.ports]]
    port = 5433
    handlers = ["pg_tls"]
  [services.concurrency]
    type = "connections"
    hard_limit = 1000
    soft_limit = 1000

[24.1160]

[24.1317]

[[services.ports]]
port = 5433
handlers = ["pg_tls"]
[services.concurrency]
type = "connections"
hard_limit = 1000
soft_limit = 1000

Replacement in myst/myst-db.toml at line 47 [24.5]

B:BD[24.1327] → [24.1327:1676]

  [checks.pg]
    port = 5500
    type = "http"
    interval = "15s"
    timeout = "10s"
    path = "/flycheck/pg"
  [checks.role]
    port = 5500
    type = "http"
    interval = "15s"
    timeout = "10s"
    path = "/flycheck/role"
  [checks.vm]
    port = 5500
    type = "http"
    interval = "15s"
    timeout = "10s"
    path = "/flycheck/vm"

[24.1327]

[24.1676]

[checks.pg]
port = 5500
type = "http"
interval = "15s"
timeout = "10s"
path = "/flycheck/pg"
[checks.role]
port = 5500
type = "http"
interval = "15s"
timeout = "10s"
path = "/flycheck/role"
[checks.vm]
port = 5500
type = "http"
interval = "15s"
timeout = "10s"
path = "/flycheck/vm"

Replacement in myst/myst-db.toml at line 67 [24.5]
B:BD[24.1687] → [24.1687:1721]
```
  port = 9187
  path = "/metrics"
```
[24.1687]
```
port = 9187
path = "/metrics"
```

Replacement in myst/fly.toml at line 9 [26.283]

B:BD[25.4] → [25.4:196]

#jobs = "sh -c 'bundle exec script/delayed_job run & bundle exec rails runner bin/schedule.rb'"
#jobs = "bundle exec rails runner bin/schedule.rb"
#jobs = "bundle exec script/delayed_job run"

[25.4]

[27.38]

# jobs = "sh -c 'bundle exec script/delayed_job run & bundle exec rails runner bin/schedule.rb'"
# jobs = "bundle exec rails runner bin/schedule.rb"
# jobs = "bundle exec script/delayed_job run"

Replacement in myst/fly.toml at line 26 [26.283]

B:BD[6.130] → [6.130:184]

  guest_path = "/app/public"
  url_prefix = "/public"

[6.130]

[26.415]

guest_path = "/app/public"
url_prefix = "/public"

Replacement in myst/fly.toml at line 30 [26.283]
B:BD[26.431] → [28.147:169]
∅:D[29.61] → [26.431:475]
∅:D[28.169] → [26.431:475]
B:BD[26.431] → [26.431:475]
```
  processes = ["web"]
  internal_port = 3000
  force_https = true
```
[26.431]
[29.62]
```
processes = ["web"]
internal_port = 3000
force_https = true
```
Replacement in myst/fly.toml at line 34 [26.283]
B:BD[29.63] → [29.63:91]
∅:D[29.91] → [26.503:532]
∅:D[30.103] → [26.503:532]
B:BD[26.503] → [26.503:532]
B:BD[26.532] → [28.170:197]
```
  auto_stop_machines = true
  auto_start_machines = true
  min_machines_running = 0
```
[29.63]
[26.559]
```
auto_stop_machines = true
auto_start_machines = true
min_machines_running = 0
```
Replacement in myst/fly.toml at line 39 [26.283]
B:BD[26.566] → [28.198:222]
∅:D[28.222] → [26.566:617]
B:BD[26.566] → [26.566:617]
```
  DOMAIN="myst.fly.dev"
  FORCE_SSL="true"
  DATABASE_ADAPTER="postgresql"
```
[26.566]
[26.617]
```
DOMAIN = "myst.fly.dev"
FORCE_SSL = "true"
DATABASE_ADAPTER = "postgresql"
```

Replacement in myst/fly.toml at line 43 [26.283]

B:BD[26.618] → [27.262:331]

∅:D[27.331] → [26.643:699]

B:BD[26.643] → [26.643:699]

B:BD[26.699] → [28.223:261]

  DO_NOT_SEED="true"
  IMPORT_DEFAULT_SCENARIO_FOR_ALL_USERS="false"
  RACK_ENV="production"
  RAILS_LOG_TO_STDOUT="enabled"
  RAILS_SERVE_STATIC_FILES="disabled"

[26.618]

[26.736]

DO_NOT_SEED = "true"
IMPORT_DEFAULT_SCENARIO_FOR_ALL_USERS = "false"
RACK_ENV = "production"
RAILS_LOG_TO_STDOUT = "enabled"
RAILS_SERVE_STATIC_FILES = "disabled"

Replacement in myst/fly.toml at line 49 [26.283]
B:BD[26.737] → [26.737:779]
```
  TIMEZONE="Hanoi"
  TZ="Asia/Phnom_Penh"
```
[26.737]
[26.779]
```
TIMEZONE = "Hanoi"
TZ = "Asia/Phnom_Penh"
```

Replacement in myst/fly.toml at line 52 [26.283]

B:BD[26.780] → [27.332:450]

  SCHEDULER_FREQUENCY="5" # s, no higher
  DELAYED_JOB_MAX_RUNTIME="30" # minutes
  DELAYED_JOB_SLEEP_DELAY="900" # s

[26.780]

[27.450]

SCHEDULER_FREQUENCY = "5" # s, no higher
DELAYED_JOB_MAX_RUNTIME = "30" # minutes
DELAYED_JOB_SLEEP_DELAY = "900" # s

Replacement in myst/fly.toml at line 56 [26.283]

B:BD[27.451] → [31.0:54]

∅:D[31.54] → [26.804:829]

B:BD[26.804] → [26.804:829]

B:BD[26.829] → [27.452:485]

  AGENT_LOG_LENGTH="50"
  EVENT_EXPIRATION_CHECK="2h"
  USE_GRAPHVIZ_DOT="dot"
  DIAGRAM_DEFAULT_LAYOUT="neato"

[27.451]

[29.113]

AGENT_LOG_LENGTH = "50"
EVENT_EXPIRATION_CHECK = "2h"
USE_GRAPHVIZ_DOT = "dot"
DIAGRAM_DEFAULT_LAYOUT = "neato"

Replacement in myst/fly.toml at line 61 [26.283]
B:BD[29.114] → [29.114:124]
```
#secrets:
```
[29.114]
[29.124]
```
# secrets:
```
Replacement in myst/README.md at line 1 [32.1]
B:BD[32.1] → [32.2:45]
```
`fly`-ing `huginn` close to the ground
===
```
[32.1]
[32.45]
```
# `fly`-ing `huginn` close to the ground
```

Replacement in myst/README.md at line 3 [32.1]

B:BD[32.46] → [32.46:194]

konami are remaking MGS3. some people are trying to sell [electric
ekranoplans](https://www.regentcraft.com/seagliders/viceroy#specifications). and

[32.46]

[32.194]

konami are remaking MGS3. some people are trying to sell [electric ekranoplans](https://www.regentcraft.com/seagliders/viceroy#specifications). and

Replacement in myst/README.md at line 13 [32.1]
B:BD[32.1341] → [32.1341:1388]
```
Getting `flyctl` on MediaTek ramips mt7621
---
```
[32.1341]
[32.1388]
```
## Getting `flyctl` on MediaTek ramips mt7621
```

Replacement in myst/README.md at line 26 [32.1]

B:BD[32.1660] → [32.1660:1716]

Making sentry crons and/or glitchtip uptime monitor
---

[32.1660]

[32.1716]

## Making sentry crons and/or glitchtip uptime monitor

Replacement in myst/README.md at line 32 [32.1]
B:BD[32.2221] → [32.2221:2236]
```
Launch pad
---
```
[32.2221]
[32.2236]
```
## Launch pad
```

Replacement in myst/README.md at line 38 [32.1]

B:BD[32.2478] → [32.2478:2593]

SDK gems. remember to [load `stackprof`
first](https://docs.sentry.io/platforms/ruby/profiling/#enable-profiling):

[32.2478]

[32.2593]

SDK gems. remember to [load `stackprof` first](https://docs.sentry.io/platforms/ruby/profiling/#enable-profiling):

Deletion in myst/README.md at line 150 [32.1]
B:BD[32.4984] → [32.4984:4985]
Replacement in myst/README.md at line 166 [32.1]
B:BD[32.5373] → [33.12:38]
```
Split out the workers
---
```
[32.5373]
[32.5373]
```
## Split out the workers
```
Replacement in myst/Dockerfile at line 17 [26.865]
∅:D[10.162] → [31.170:228]
B:BD[29.329] → [31.170:228]
```
#ENV ADDITIONAL_GEMS="stackprof,sentry-ruby,sentry-rails"
```
[10.162]
[34.132]
```
# ENV ADDITIONAL_GEMS="stackprof,sentry-ruby,sentry-rails"
```

Replacement in laker/tests/output.json at line 1 [35.56184]

B:BD[35.56184] → [4.484:61990]

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MAN i can't wait to watch that episode and then die</p><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><a rel=\"prev\" href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3945\">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align=\"center\" valign=\"top\">September 2nd, 2022</td><td width=100 align=\"right\" valign=\"top\">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><P><b>September 2nd, 2022: </b>Oh I'm only interested in The Incomplete Shakespeare, thank you.<p align=\"right\">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T07:00:00+00:00","date_published":"2022-09-02T07:00:00+00:00","id":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3946","title":"Dinosaur Comics!: shakespeare plays more like shakespeare played eventually if i remember","url":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3946"},{"authors":[],"content_html":"<center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php\">archive</a> - <a href=\"mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=ah%20yes:%20dinosaur%20comics,%20starring%20TEA-Rex\">contact</a> - <a href=\"http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz\">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href=\"http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23\">search</a> - <a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/about.php\">about</a></td></tr></table><img src=\"http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-4146.png\" class=\"comic\" title=\"me, alone in a room talking to myself: &quot;the DREAM!&quot;\"><p>me, alone in a room talking to myself: &quot;the DREAM!&quot;</p><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><a rel=\"prev\" href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3944\">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align=\"center\" valign=\"top\">August 31st, 2022</td><td width=100 align=\"right\" valign=\"top\">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><P><b>August 31st, 2022: </b>This comic based on a true whipped cream!!  I'm never going back to the way things were before.<p align=\"right\">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T07:00:00+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-31T07:00:00+00:00","id":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3945","title":"Dinosaur Comics!: why should others listen when you have something to say if you won't even talk to yourself??","url":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3945"},{"authors":[],"content_html":"<center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php\">archive</a> - <a href=\"mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=don't%20forget%20naps:%20in%20my%20opinion%20a%20similar%20but%20distinct%20pleasure%20from%20regular%20sleeping\">contact</a> - <a href=\"http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz\">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href=\"http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23\">search</a> - <a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/about.php\">about</a></td></tr></table><img src=\"http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-4145.png\" class=\"comic\" title=\"wait wait wait, hold up, you're telling me the state of nature was nasty, brutish, short, AND horny??\"><p>wait wait wait, hold up, you're telling me the state of nature was nasty, brutish, short, AND horny??</p><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><a rel=\"prev\" href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3943\">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align=\"center\" valign=\"top\">August 29th, 2022</td><td width=100 align=\"right\" valign=\"top\">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><P><b>August 29th, 2022: </b>I hope this comic brought you some brief taste of fleeting happiness!! FINGERS CROSSED FOR THE OL' BRIEF TASTE OF FLEETING HAPPINESS<p align=\"right\">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T07:00:00+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-29T07:00:00+00:00","id":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3944","title":"Dinosaur Comics!: we wouldn't just eat, sleep, and have sex!  we'd also eventually die","url":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3944"},{"authors":[],"content_html":"<center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php\">archive</a> - <a href=\"mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=a%20knock%20on%20your%20door%20late%20at%20night,%20and%20it's%20me%20shoving%20tarts%20into%20your%20hands.%20%20there's%20no%20time%20for%20questions\">contact</a> - <a href=\"http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz\">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href=\"http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23\">search</a> - <a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/about.php\">about</a></td></tr></table><img src=\"http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-4144.png\" class=\"comic\" title=\"i had a friend who dated a chef once and she told me how he always tried new food on her and it was always amazing!  shout out to all the single chefs out there: i got your back, out here talking you up to all and sundry\"><p>i had a friend who dated a chef once and she told me how he always tried new food on her and it was always amazing!  shout out to all the single chefs out there: i got your back, out here talking you up to all and sundry</p><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><a rel=\"prev\" href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3942\">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align=\"center\" valign=\"top\">August 26th, 2022</td><td width=100 align=\"right\" valign=\"top\">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><P><b>August 26th, 2022: </b>BASED ON A TRUE CINNAMON ROLL.  Only they were PUMPKIN cinnamon rolls.  Oh my god they were SO GOOD??<p align=\"right\">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T07:00:00+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-26T07:00:00+00:00","id":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3943","title":"Dinosaur Comics!: cookie coomics","url":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3943"},{"authors":[],"content_html":"<center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php\">archive</a> - <a href=\"mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=t-rex%20we%20need%20to%20have%20a%20discussion%20about%20the%20necessary%20threshold%20for%20deploying%20&quot;amazing&quot;%20alongside%20&quot;news&quot;\">contact</a> - <a href=\"http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz\">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href=\"http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23\">search</a> - <a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/about.php\">about</a></td></tr></table><img src=\"http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-4143.png\" class=\"comic\" title=\"you'dn't've any opinions on my use of contractions, wouldn't'ou?\"><p>you'dn't've any opinions on my use of contractions, wouldn't'ou?</p><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><a rel=\"prev\" href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3941\">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align=\"center\" valign=\"top\">August 24th, 2022</td><td width=100 align=\"right\" valign=\"top\">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><P><b>August 24th, 2022: </b>Contractions are great because it's language speakers saying \"Phrases today have too many syllables.  Please eliminate three.\" and then DOING IT.<p align=\"right\">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T07:00:00+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-24T07:00:00+00:00","id":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3942","title":"Dinosaur Comics!: contr'ct'ns","url":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3942"},{"authors":[],"content_html":"<center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php\">archive</a> - <a href=\"mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=welcome...%20to%20the%20written%20word%20expanded%20universe\">contact</a> - <a href=\"http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz\">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href=\"http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23\">search</a> - <a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/about.php\">about</a></td></tr></table><img src=\"http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-4142.png\" class=\"comic\" title=\"Of course, when I say &quot;fly&quot; I speak metaphorically, as Spider-Man merely SWINGS on webs - save of course for when he had cosmic powers thanks to the Enigma Force and as Cosmic Spider-Man COULD fly, having obtained all the powers of Captain Universe.  But THAT'S such an obvious caveat that it basically goes without saying.\"><p>Of course, when I say &quot;fly&quot; I speak metaphorically, as Spider-Man merely SWINGS on webs - save of course for when he had cosmic powers thanks to the Enigma Force and as Cosmic Spider-Man COULD fly, having obtained all the powers of Captain Universe.  But THAT'S such an obvious caveat that it basically goes without saying.</p><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><a rel=\"prev\" href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3940\">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align=\"center\" valign=\"top\">August 22nd, 2022</td><td width=100 align=\"right\" valign=\"top\">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><P><b>August 22nd, 2022: </b>In this comic, T-Rex assumes that all famous olde-timey stories were written by Shakespeare.  Not me though!  I'D never make such an embarrassing mistake!!<p align=\"right\">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T07:00:00+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-22T07:00:00+00:00","id":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3941","title":"Dinosaur Comics!: Later on, T-Rex reads the Bible and notices Jesus can turn water into wine and wonders if he can ALSO swing from a thread.  God says \"HOLD ON LEMME CHECK\" and then a few minutes later says \"NO\"","url":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3941"},{"authors":[],"content_html":"<center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php\">archive</a> - <a href=\"mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=who's%20the%20doc%20brown%20though??%20%20WHO'S%20THE%20DOC%20BROWN\">contact</a> - <a href=\"http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz\">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href=\"http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23\">search</a> - <a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/about.php\">about</a></td></tr></table><img src=\"http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-4141.png\" class=\"comic\" title=\"seriously though: i stand by every word of this comic and believe all opinions within are fully justified by both texts\"><p>seriously though: i stand by every word of this comic and believe all opinions within are fully justified by both texts</p><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><a rel=\"prev\" href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3939\">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align=\"center\" valign=\"top\">August 19th, 2022</td><td width=100 align=\"right\" valign=\"top\">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><P><b>August 19th, 2022: </b>On the way back from PEI (it was a long drive) we listened to an audiobook of Anne of Green Gables.  It was a dramatic reading version which was really good, EXCEPT for some reason all the lines of Anne's childhood friend Diane were performed by someone who sounded like they were 80 years old?  It was initially hilarious but by the end I'd decided Anne had simply taken an old lady who was still in school as her bosom buddy.  I am happy to inform you that this is canon.<p align=\"right\">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T07:00:00+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-19T07:00:00+00:00","id":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3940","title":"Dinosaur Comics!: the inappropriate relationship gets transferred over from marty and lorraine to mr. phillips and prissy andrews.  IT ALL FITS","url":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3940"},{"authors":[],"content_html":"<center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php\">archive</a> - <a href=\"mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=turns%20out%20it's%20a%20lot%20easier%20to%20just%20move%20to%20the%20woods%20where%20nobody%20will%20hold%20you%20responsible%20for%20anything%20save%20for%20the%20full%20responsibility%20you%20now%20have%20to%20keep%20yourself%20alive%20without%20any%20benefit%20of%20civilization?%20%20mods??\">contact</a> - <a href=\"http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz\">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href=\"http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23\">search</a> - <a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/about.php\">about</a></td></tr></table><img src=\"http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-4140.png\" class=\"comic\" title=\"nah\"><p>nah</p><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><a rel=\"prev\" href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3938\">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align=\"center\" valign=\"top\">August 17th, 2022</td><td width=100 align=\"right\" valign=\"top\">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><P><b>August 17th, 2022: </b>I'm back in Ontario!  It was a fun trip even if Chompsky ate too much and got poo problems partway through. (Here I am referring to my dog, not the linguist, though I suppose but I don't know for certain that he didn't.)<p align=\"right\">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T07:00:00+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-17T07:00:00+00:00","id":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3939","title":"Dinosaur Comics!: responsibilities is a great word if you enjoy every second letter being 'i' partway through","url":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3939"},{"authors":[],"content_html":"<center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php\">archive</a> - <a href=\"mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=oh%20hey,%20we've%20met\">contact</a> - <a href=\"http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz\">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href=\"http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23\">search</a> - <a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/about.php\">about</a></td></tr></table><img src=\"http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-4139.png\" class=\"comic\" title=\"This comic is based on a true walk I took with my wife!  Also it was 2 in the afternoon on a Sunday.  Sorry but that's among the worst times to be casually naked on a bench; don't ask me how I know!!\"><p>This comic is based on a true walk I took with my wife!  Also it was 2 in the afternoon on a Sunday.  Sorry but that's among the worst times to be casually naked on a bench; don't ask me how I know!!</p><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><a rel=\"prev\" href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3937\">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align=\"center\" valign=\"top\">August 15th, 2022</td><td width=100 align=\"right\" valign=\"top\">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><P><b>August 15th, 2022: </b>I'm still on the East Coast!  This naked guy was in Ontario, so far PEI is mostly-clothed people.  It's just as the legends foretold!!<p align=\"right\">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T07:00:00+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-15T07:00:00+00:00","id":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3938","title":"Dinosaur Comics!: one dude, zero clothes, several questions.","url":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3938"},{"authors":[],"content_html":"<center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><tr><td colspan=4 align=\"center\"><a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php\">archive</a> - <a href=\"mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=what%20if%20he%20knows%20he's%20probably%20gonna%20mix%20it%20up%20though.%20%20paradox%20solved.%20%20take%20that,%20Thomas%20Aquinas\">contact</a> - <a href=\"http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz\">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href=\"http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23\">search</a> - <a href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/about.php\">about</a></td></tr></table><img src=\"http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-4138.png\" class=\"comic\" title=\"god works in mysterious ways HERE, but god parties in even more mysterious ways in universe 35AF034^900234-B\"><p>god works in mysterious ways HERE, but god parties in even more mysterious ways in universe 35AF034^900234-B</p><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><a rel=\"prev\" href=\"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3936\">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align=\"center\" valign=\"top\">August 12th, 2022</td><td width=100 align=\"right\" valign=\"top\">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><P><b>August 12th, 2022: </b>And THIS is the first Dinosaur Comic posted from a delightful guest room in Cape Breton!  I like how this turned out, A+, would spend a few days here again.<p align=\"right\">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T07:00:00+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-12T07:00:00+00:00","id":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3937","title":"Dinosaur Comics!: similar but distinct to the the paradox of free willy","url":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3937"},{"authors":[{"name":"zach"}],"content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/miracle-worker/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Miracle Worker\"><img src=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/090222-miracle-worker.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" /></a>\r\n</p>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T22:26:03+00:00","date_published":"2022-09-02T22:26:03+00:00","id":"https://theawkwardyeti.com/?post_type=comic&p=19257","title":"The Awkward Yeti: Miracle Worker","url":"https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/miracle-worker/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=miracle-worker"},{"authors":[{"name":"zach"}],"content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/the-secret-to-happiness/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"The Secret to Happiness\"><img src=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/082622-secret-to-happiness.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" /></a>\r\n</p>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T22:26:03+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-26T21:32:39+00:00","id":"https://theawkwardyeti.com/?post_type=comic&p=19254","title":"The Awkward Yeti: The Secret to Happiness","url":"https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/the-secret-to-happiness/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=the-secret-to-happiness"},{"authors":[{"name":"zach"}],"content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/point-of-view/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Point of View\"><img src=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/080522-point-of-view.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" /></a>\r\n</p>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T22:26:03+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-12T21:18:25+00:00","id":"https://theawkwardyeti.com/?post_type=comic&p=19247","title":"The Awkward Yeti: Point of View","url":"https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/point-of-view/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=point-of-view"},{"authors":[{"name":"zach"}],"content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/when-the-book-ends/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"When the Book Ends\"><img src=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/073122-when-the-book-ends.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" 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src=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/070722-Inbox.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" /></a>\r\n</p>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T22:26:03+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-12T20:55:43+00:00","id":"https://theawkwardyeti.com/?post_type=comic&p=19235","title":"The Awkward Yeti: Heart Cradles Fear","url":"https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/heart-cradles-fear/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=heart-cradles-fear"},{"authors":[{"name":"zach"}],"content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/exercise-wasteland/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Exercise Wasteland\"><img src=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/070122-Everything-Hurts.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" /></a>\r\n</p>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T22:26:03+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-12T20:42:27+00:00","id":"https://theawkwardyeti.com/?post_type=comic&p=19232","title":"The Awkward Yeti: Exercise Wasteland","url":"https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/exercise-wasteland/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=exercise-wasteland"},{"authors":[{"name":"zach"}],"content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/minty-bliss/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Minty Bliss\"><img src=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/063022-minty-bliss-tongue.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" /></a>\r\n</p>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T22:26:03+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-12T20:37:38+00:00","id":"https://theawkwardyeti.com/?post_type=comic&p=19229","title":"The Awkward Yeti: Minty Bliss","url":"https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/minty-bliss/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=minty-bliss"},{"authors":[{"name":"zach"}],"content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/wrong-way/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Wrong Way\"><img src=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/070622-wrong-way.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" /></a>\r\n</p>","date_modified":"2022-09-02T22:26:03+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-12T20:09:58+00:00","id":"https://theawkwardyeti.com/?post_type=comic&p=19225","title":"The Awkward Yeti: Wrong Way","url":"https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/wrong-way/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=wrong-way"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/spooky-2\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1662051458-20220901.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>This is thematically weirdly close to the kids' book I'm announcing in another month.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n","date_published":"2022-09-01T16:57:28+00:00","id":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/spooky-2","title":"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Spooky","url":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/spooky-2"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/joke\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661948330-20220831.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Patreon backers are developing a tradition where they feed my jokes to dall-e and it's funnier than me. Hooray.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n","date_published":"2022-08-31T12:13:58+00:00","id":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/joke","title":"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Joke","url":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/joke"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/good-4\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661884339-20220830.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Anyway, you can resolve the paradox by not having any humans.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n","date_published":"2022-08-30T18:32:07+00:00","id":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/good-4","title":"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Good","url":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/good-4"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/nouning\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661781019-20220829.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>GOD HATES PLATONISTS</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n","date_published":"2022-08-29T13:50:06+00:00","id":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/nouning","title":"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Nouning","url":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/nouning"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/muddle\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661708356-20220828.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>The key is first to realize this and then decide it's a belief system.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n","date_published":"2022-08-28T17:23:20+00:00","id":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/muddle","title":"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Muddle","url":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/muddle"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/a-graphic-situation\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661615353-20220827.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Some patreon subscribers were kind enough to generate some better versions of this comic instantly for free. Thanks!</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n","date_published":"2022-08-27T15:49:03+00:00","id":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/a-graphic-situation","title":"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - A Graphic Situation","url":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/a-graphic-situation"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/rapture-2\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661524810-20220826.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>I think they'll be happy to be of use.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n","date_published":"2022-08-26T14:39:54+00:00","id":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/rapture-2","title":"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Rapture","url":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/rapture-2"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/waggle\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661434766-20220825.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Credit to Manfred Ehresmann for immediately (immediately!) pointing out the conundrum expressed in the votey panel.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n","date_published":"2022-08-25T13:39:04+00:00","id":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/waggle","title":"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Waggle","url":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/waggle"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/go\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661348456-20220824.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Go ahead, visualize it.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n","date_published":"2022-08-24T13:40:44+00:00","id":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/go","title":"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Go","url":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/go"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/scribe-a\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661255929-20220823.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Imagine having your writing errors as a permanent feature of academic studies.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n","date_published":"2022-08-23T11:58:39+00:00","id":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/scribe-a","title":"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Scribe A","url":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/scribe-a"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/aifterlife\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661171744-20220822.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Somehow this resulted in a thoughtful conversation on patreon about whether the computer actually dies in panel 7.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n","date_published":"2022-08-22T12:34:25+00:00","id":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/aifterlife","title":"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - AIfterlife","url":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/aifterlife"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/experience-2\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661112656-20220821.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Sex Mallets will be on sale in time for Christmas. Check the SMBC store for updates.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n","date_published":"2022-08-21T20:10:48+00:00","id":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/experience-2","title":"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Experience","url":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/experience-2"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/eat-3\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661014406-20220820.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>This is why people dining alone are so happy.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n","date_published":"2022-08-20T16:53:01+00:00","id":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/eat-3","title":"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Eat","url":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/eat-3"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/universal-2\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1660946184-20220819.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Wondering if this is the one that finally produces the hatemail I desire so.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n","date_published":"2022-08-19T21:55:57+00:00","id":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/universal-2","title":"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - 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Sex Robots","url":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sex-robots"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/modeling-3\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1660479855-20220814.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>This is the most autobiographical comic I've ever made, though I believe Kelly still runs on decimal when doing market analysis.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n","date_published":"2022-08-14T12:24:02+00:00","id":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/modeling-3","title":"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Modeling","url":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/modeling-3"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/adverbially-2\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1660398917-20220813.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>I worry this is one of those situations where I'm the only person in the room saying 'amIright??'</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n","date_published":"2022-08-13T13:53:56+00:00","id":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/adverbially-2","title":"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Adverbially","url":"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/adverbially-2"},{"authors":[],"content_html":"<img src=\"https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/universe_price_tiers.png\" title=\"In Universe Pro®™ the laws of physics remain unchanged under time reversal, to maintain backward compatibility.\" alt=\"In Universe Pro®™ the laws of physics remain unchanged under time reversal, to maintain backward compatibility.\" /><p>In Universe Pro®™ the laws of physics remain unchanged under time reversal, to maintain backward compatibility.</p>","date_modified":"2022-08-31T00:00:00+00:00","id":"https://xkcd.com/2666/","title":"xkcd.com: Universe Price Tiers","url":"https://xkcd.com/2666/"},{"authors":[],"content_html":"<img src=\"https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/america_songs.png\" title=\"Juraaaassic Park, Juraaaassic Park, God shed his grace on theeeee\" alt=\"Juraaaassic Park, Juraaaassic Park, God shed his grace on theeeee\" /><p>Juraaaassic Park, Juraaaassic Park, God shed his grace on theeeee</p>","date_modified":"2022-08-29T00:00:00+00:00","id":"https://xkcd.com/2665/","title":"xkcd.com: America Songs","url":"https://xkcd.com/2665/"},{"authors":[],"content_html":"<img src=\"https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/cloud_swirls.png\" title=\"'Why did you get into fluid dynamics?' 'Well, SOME planet has to have the coolest clouds, odds are it's not ours, and rockets are slow.'\" alt=\"'Why did you get into fluid dynamics?' 'Well, SOME planet has to have the coolest clouds, odds are it's not ours, and rockets are slow.'\" /><p>'Why did you get into fluid dynamics?' 'Well, SOME planet has to have the coolest clouds, odds are it's not ours, and rockets are slow.'</p>","date_modified":"2022-08-26T00:00:00+00:00","id":"https://xkcd.com/2664/","title":"xkcd.com: Cloud Swirls","url":"https://xkcd.com/2664/"},{"authors":[],"content_html":"<img src=\"https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/tetherball_configurations.png\" title=\"Ground-pole-ball-pole can be fun if you shake the first pole to get the second one whipping around dangerously, but the ball at the joint gets torn apart pretty fast.\" alt=\"Ground-pole-ball-pole can be fun if you shake the first pole to get the second one whipping around dangerously, but the ball at the joint gets torn apart pretty fast.\" /><p>Ground-pole-ball-pole can be fun if you shake the first pole to get the second one whipping around dangerously, but the ball at the joint gets torn apart pretty fast.</p>","date_modified":"2022-08-24T00:00:00+00:00","id":"https://xkcd.com/2663/","title":"xkcd.com: Tetherball Configurations","url":"https://xkcd.com/2663/"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"\n      <img src=\"https://swordscomic.com/media/Swords/images/Swords642T.png\" title=\"He may be a sword frog but he never skips leg day.\"><p>He may be a sword frog but he never skips leg day.</p></img>\n      <p></p>\n\n      <style>\n        .tag {\n          background-color: var(--tag-background-color);\n          margin: 1px 2px;\n          padding: 4px;\n          padding-left: 24px;\n          height: 16px;\n          line-height: 16px;\n          font-size: 12px;\n          text-align: center;\n          text-decoration: none;\n          display: inline-block;\n          background-image: var(--default-tag-icon);\n          background-size: 16px 16px;\n          background-position: 4px 4px;\n          background-repeat: no-repeat;\n        }\n      </style>\n    \n    ","date_published":"2022-08-31T11:45:58+00:00","id":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXLII/","title":"Swords: DCXLII - Frog On Your Throat","url":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXLII/"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"\n      <img src=\"https://swordscomic.com/media/Swords/images/Swords641T.png\" title=\"She&#x27;s not the sharpest sword in the scabbard.\"><p>She&#x27;s not the sharpest sword in the scabbard.</p></img>\n      <p></p>\n\n      <style>\n        .tag {\n          background-color: var(--tag-background-color);\n          margin: 1px 2px;\n          padding: 4px;\n          padding-left: 24px;\n          height: 16px;\n          line-height: 16px;\n          font-size: 12px;\n          text-align: center;\n          text-decoration: none;\n          display: inline-block;\n          background-image: var(--default-tag-icon);\n          background-size: 16px 16px;\n          background-position: 4px 4px;\n          background-repeat: no-repeat;\n        }\n      </style>\n    \n    ","date_published":"2022-08-28T11:45:31+00:00","id":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXLI/","title":"Swords: DCXLI - Absolutely Pommeled","url":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXLI/"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"\n      <img src=\"https://swordscomic.com/media/Swords/images/Swords640T.png\" title=\"A true blacksmith uses *all* of their senses.\"><p>A true blacksmith uses *all* of their senses.</p></img>\n      <p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/hawk%20the%20blacksmith/\">hawk the blacksmith</a>: This is the tang, which is the part that does inside the hilt.</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n  <p>Sickle licks the tang with a SLURP! sound</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/sickle/\">sickle</a>: Hmm...</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/sickle/\">sickle</a>: It doesn't taste very tangy.</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/hawk%20the%20blacksmith/\">hawk the blacksmith</a>: Stop.</p>\n\n      <style>\n        .tag {\n          background-color: var(--tag-background-color);\n          margin: 1px 2px;\n          padding: 4px;\n          padding-left: 24px;\n          height: 16px;\n          line-height: 16px;\n          font-size: 12px;\n          text-align: center;\n          text-decoration: none;\n          display: inline-block;\n          background-image: var(--default-tag-icon);\n          background-size: 16px 16px;\n          background-position: 4px 4px;\n          background-repeat: no-repeat;\n        }\n      </style>\n    \n    ","date_published":"2022-08-27T12:37:24+00:00","id":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXL/","title":"Swords: DCXL - Tang Twister","url":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXL/"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"\n      <img src=\"https://swordscomic.com/media/Swords/images/Swords639T.png\" title=\"Look! It&#x27;s a Board Sword.\"><p>Look! It&#x27;s a Board Sword.</p></img>\n      <p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/sickle/\">sickle</a>: Blacksmith! I demand your largest sword!</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n  <p>A young Sickle enters the blacksmiths with a SLAM! sound</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<blockquote>\n  <p>Caption : Sickle, the Main Character</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p><strong>Dark Blacksmith:</strong> My largest swords are too powerful for you, young lady</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/sickle/\">sickle</a>: But I invented these little wheels you can stick on 'em!</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n  <p>Sickle and the Dark Blacksmith go joy riding on their wheeled swords</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n      <style>\n        .tag {\n          background-color: var(--tag-background-color);\n          margin: 1px 2px;\n          padding: 4px;\n          padding-left: 24px;\n          height: 16px;\n          line-height: 16px;\n          font-size: 12px;\n          text-align: center;\n          text-decoration: none;\n          display: inline-block;\n          background-image: var(--default-tag-icon);\n          background-size: 16px 16px;\n          background-position: 4px 4px;\n          background-repeat: no-repeat;\n        }\n      </style>\n    \n    ","date_published":"2022-08-24T11:48:10+00:00","id":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXXXIX/","title":"Swords: DCXXXIX - Sick New Ride","url":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXXXIX/"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"\n      <img src=\"https://swordscomic.com/media/Swords638T.png\" title=\"The quest to get her drinking buddy back.\"><p>The quest to get her drinking buddy back.</p></img>\n      <p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/sickle/\">sickle</a>: You really don't remember who I am? After all of the cool adventures that we've been through together?</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n  <p>Caption : Sickle the Inventor</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/travel%20goblin/\">travel goblin</a>: To be honest with you, I don't remember much of anything after putting on that skull mask... I just ended up here!</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n  <p>Caption : Travel Goblin?</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/travel%20goblin/\">travel goblin</a>: Whoa! Is that a tapir?</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/travel%20goblin/\">travel goblin</a>: ...With a rapier in its mouth?</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/sickle/\">sickle</a>: Okay, let's start over from the beginning.</p>\n\n      <style>\n        .tag {\n          background-color: var(--tag-background-color);\n          margin: 1px 2px;\n          padding: 4px;\n          padding-left: 24px;\n          height: 16px;\n          line-height: 16px;\n          font-size: 12px;\n          text-align: center;\n          text-decoration: none;\n          display: inline-block;\n          background-image: var(--default-tag-icon);\n          background-size: 16px 16px;\n          background-position: 4px 4px;\n          background-repeat: no-repeat;\n        }\n      </style>\n    \n    ","date_published":"2022-08-21T11:49:23+00:00","id":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXXXVIII/","title":"Swords: DCXXXVIII - Goblin Mode","url":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXXXVIII/"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"\n      <img src=\"https://swordscomic.com/media/Swords637T_o4P9cVO.png\" title=\"All wrapped up.\"><p>All wrapped up.</p></img>\n      <p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/mysterious%20elf/\">mysterious elf</a>: Our Goblin-Self has used the last of his power to expel the three-eyed demon from the mortal realm. 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Definitely!!</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/mysterious%20man/\">mysterious man</a>: The one-eyed demon is still free within the dream realm, but Bograk's champion is keeping him in check there...</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/mysterious%20gnome/\">mysterious gnome</a>: I have no concerns with six-eyes, either.</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/mysterious%20orc/\">mysterious orc</a>: I...uh, may have let things get out of control with my demon...</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/swords/demon%20of%20sacred%20oaths/\">demon of sacred oaths</a>: WWWRRRYYY!</p>\n\n      <style>\n        .tag {\n          background-color: var(--tag-background-color);\n          margin: 1px 2px;\n          padding: 4px;\n          padding-left: 24px;\n          height: 16px;\n          line-height: 16px;\n          font-size: 12px;\n          text-align: center;\n          text-decoration: none;\n          display: inline-block;\n          background-image: var(--default-tag-icon);\n          background-size: 16px 16px;\n          background-position: 4px 4px;\n          background-repeat: no-repeat;\n        }\n      </style>\n    \n    ","date_published":"2022-08-20T12:13:10+00:00","id":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXXXVII/","title":"Swords: DCXXXVII - Counselling Session","url":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXXXVII/"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"\n      <img src=\"https://swordscomic.com/media/Swords636T.png\" title=\"Relax, they&#x27;re professionals.\"><p>Relax, they&#x27;re professionals.</p></img>\n      <p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/the%20good%20knight/\">the good knight</a>: I have just the thing to cheer you up! How about a quest?</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/quest%20sprout/\">quest sprout</a>: QWEST!</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n  <p>Half-a-quest later</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/the%20good%20knight/\">the good knight</a>: You're almost across!</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/the%20good%20knight/\">the good knight</a>: That kids mother is going to kill me...!</p>\n\n      <style>\n        .tag {\n          background-color: var(--tag-background-color);\n          margin: 1px 2px;\n          padding: 4px;\n          padding-left: 24px;\n          height: 16px;\n          line-height: 16px;\n          font-size: 12px;\n          text-align: center;\n          text-decoration: none;\n          display: inline-block;\n          background-image: var(--default-tag-icon);\n          background-size: 16px 16px;\n          background-position: 4px 4px;\n          background-repeat: no-repeat;\n        }\n      </style>\n    \n    ","date_published":"2022-08-14T11:45:54+00:00","id":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXXXVI/","title":"Swords: DCXXXVI - A Hot New Quest","url":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXXXVI/"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"\n      <img src=\"https://swordscomic.com/media/Swords635T.png\" title=\"Is that a swop?\"><p>Is that a swop?</p></img>\n      <p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/quest%20sprout/\">quest sprout</a>: SIP!</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/granny/\">granny</a>: Whew! I've finally cleaned the whole place up!</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n  <p>A bottle smashes on the ground with a SMASH! sound</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p><strong>Shadowy Creature:</strong> PE PE PE!</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/quest%20sprout/\">quest sprout</a>: !!</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/the%20good%20knight/\">the good knight</a>: !!</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/granny/\">granny</a>: Again?!</p>\n\n      <style>\n        .tag {\n          background-color: var(--tag-background-color);\n          margin: 1px 2px;\n          padding: 4px;\n          padding-left: 24px;\n          height: 16px;\n          line-height: 16px;\n          font-size: 12px;\n          text-align: center;\n          text-decoration: none;\n          display: inline-block;\n          background-image: var(--default-tag-icon);\n          background-size: 16px 16px;\n          background-position: 4px 4px;\n          background-repeat: no-repeat;\n        }\n      </style>\n    \n    ","date_published":"2022-08-07T12:07:54+00:00","id":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXXXV/","title":"Swords: DCXXXV - Shattered Peace","url":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXXXV/"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"\n      <img src=\"https://swordscomic.com/media/SwordsxHuionPromoT.png\" title=\"The digital pen is mightier than the wooden sword!\"><p>The digital pen is mightier than the wooden sword!</p></img>\n      <p><strong>Huion Kamvas Pro 13 (2.5k):</strong> I am the Huion Kamvas Pro 13 (2.5k)!</p>\n\n<p><strong>Huion Kamvas Pro 13 (2.5k):</strong> Claim me as your own and experience all of my powerful features!</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/quest%20sprout/\">quest sprout</a>: HNGH.</p>\n\n<p><strong>Huion Kamvas Pro 13 (2.5k):</strong> Now go and wield my awesome power!</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/quest%20sprout/\">quest sprout</a>:QWEST!</p>\n\n<p><strong>Huion Kamvas Pro 13 (2.5k):</strong> N-no... Not like that...!</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n  <p>Quest Sprout hits a rat with a BONK! sound</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n      <style>\n        .tag {\n          background-color: var(--tag-background-color);\n          margin: 1px 2px;\n          padding: 4px;\n          padding-left: 24px;\n          height: 16px;\n          line-height: 16px;\n          font-size: 12px;\n          text-align: center;\n          text-decoration: none;\n          display: inline-block;\n          background-image: var(--default-tag-icon);\n          background-size: 16px 16px;\n          background-position: 4px 4px;\n          background-repeat: no-repeat;\n        }\n      </style>\n    \n    ","date_published":"2022-08-02T03:16:18+00:00","id":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/huionpromo/","title":"Swords: Swords x Huion","url":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/huionpromo/"},{"authors":[{"name":"author"}],"content_html":"\n      <img src=\"https://swordscomic.com/media/Swords634T.png\" title=\"PE PE PE!\"><p>PE PE PE!</p></img>\n      <blockquote>\n  <p>The Adventur'r's Tavern is a mess, with broken bottles and knocked over furniture everywhere</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/granny/\">granny</a>: Ahh! My tavern! What happened?!</p>\n\n<p><strong>Drunk Pirate:</strong> It was that little quest fella, swinging around his little wooden sword! I saw it all! HIC!</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n  <p>The pirate falls asleep at the bar with a THUMP. sound</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p><strong>Drunk Pirate:</strong> ZZZ...</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n  <p>The Good Knight and Quest Sprout enter the room</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/granny/\">granny</a>: Sprout! How could you?!</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/quest%20sprout/\">quest sprout</a>: Q-Qwest?</p>\n\n      <style>\n        .tag {\n          background-color: var(--tag-background-color);\n          margin: 1px 2px;\n          padding: 4px;\n          padding-left: 24px;\n          height: 16px;\n          line-height: 16px;\n          font-size: 12px;\n          text-align: center;\n          text-decoration: none;\n          display: inline-block;\n          background-image: var(--default-tag-icon);\n          background-size: 16px 16px;\n          background-position: 4px 4px;\n          background-repeat: no-repeat;\n        }\n      </style>\n    \n    ","date_published":"2022-07-31T11:47:51+00:00","id":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXXXIV/","title":"Swords: DCXXXIV - A Dreary Qwest Mess","url":"https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXXXIV/"},{"authors":[{"name":"Reyn Toons"}],"content_html":"<p>The post <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://afistfulofbabies.com/ghost-mirror/\">Ghost Mirror</a> appeared first on <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://afistfulofbabies.com\">A Fistful of Babies</a>.</p>\n","date_modified":"2022-09-02T04:00:11+00:00","date_published":"2022-09-02T07:33:21+00:00","id":"https://afistfulofbabies.com/?p=2424","title":"A Fistful of Babies: Ghost Mirror","url":"https://afistfulofbabies.com/ghost-mirror/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=ghost-mirror"},{"authors":[{"name":"Reyn Toons"}],"content_html":"<p>The post <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://afistfulofbabies.com/beach-read/\">Beach Read</a> appeared first on <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://afistfulofbabies.com\">A Fistful of Babies</a>.</p>\n","date_modified":"2022-09-02T04:00:11+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-22T07:30:30+00:00","id":"https://afistfulofbabies.com/?p=2420","title":"A Fistful of Babies: Beach 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Babies</a>.</p>\n","date_modified":"2022-09-02T04:00:11+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-08T07:30:04+00:00","id":"https://afistfulofbabies.com/?p=2413","title":"A Fistful of Babies: Hey My Bitch","url":"https://afistfulofbabies.com/hey-my-bitch/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=hey-my-bitch"},{"authors":[{"name":"Reyn Toons"}],"content_html":"<p>The post <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://afistfulofbabies.com/catzilla/\">Catzilla!</a> appeared first on <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://afistfulofbabies.com\">A Fistful of Babies</a>.</p>\n","date_modified":"2022-09-02T04:00:11+00:00","date_published":"2022-08-01T08:30:09+00:00","id":"https://afistfulofbabies.com/?p=2409","title":"A Fistful of Babies: Catzilla!","url":"https://afistfulofbabies.com/catzilla/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=catzilla"},{"authors":[{"name":"Reyn Toons"}],"content_html":"<p>The post <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://afistfulofbabies.com/two-goldfish/\">Two Goldfish</a> appeared first on 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      "title": "Dinosaur Comics!: one dude, zero clothes, several questions.",
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      "title": "Dinosaur Comics!: similar but distinct to the the paradox of free willy",
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      "authors": [{ "name": "zach" }],
      "content_html": "<p><a href=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/miracle-worker/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Miracle Worker\"><img src=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/090222-miracle-worker.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" /></a>\r\n</p>",
      "date_modified": "2022-09-02T22:26:03+00:00",
      "date_published": "2022-09-02T22:26:03+00:00",
      "id": "https://theawkwardyeti.com/?post_type=comic&p=19257",
      "title": "The Awkward Yeti: Miracle Worker",
      "url": "https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/miracle-worker/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=miracle-worker"
    },
    {
      "authors": [{ "name": "zach" }],
      "content_html": "<p><a href=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/the-secret-to-happiness/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"The Secret to Happiness\"><img src=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/082622-secret-to-happiness.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" /></a>\r\n</p>",
      "date_modified": "2022-09-02T22:26:03+00:00",
      "date_published": "2022-08-26T21:32:39+00:00",
      "id": "https://theawkwardyeti.com/?post_type=comic&p=19254",
      "title": "The Awkward Yeti: The Secret to Happiness",
      "url": "https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/the-secret-to-happiness/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=the-secret-to-happiness"
    },
    {
      "authors": [{ "name": "zach" }],
      "content_html": "<p><a href=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/point-of-view/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Point of View\"><img src=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/080522-point-of-view.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" /></a>\r\n</p>",
      "date_modified": "2022-09-02T22:26:03+00:00",
      "date_published": "2022-08-12T21:18:25+00:00",
      "id": "https://theawkwardyeti.com/?post_type=comic&p=19247",
      "title": "The Awkward Yeti: Point of View",
      "url": "https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/point-of-view/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=point-of-view"
    },
    {
      "authors": [{ "name": "zach" }],
      "content_html": "<p><a href=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/when-the-book-ends/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"When the Book Ends\"><img src=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/073122-when-the-book-ends.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" /></a>\r\n</p>",
      "date_modified": "2022-09-02T22:26:03+00:00",
      "date_published": "2022-08-12T21:13:25+00:00",
      "id": "https://theawkwardyeti.com/?post_type=comic&p=19244",
      "title": "The Awkward Yeti: When the Book Ends",
      "url": "https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/when-the-book-ends/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=when-the-book-ends"
    },
    {
      "authors": [{ "name": "zach" }],
      "content_html": "<p><a href=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/bad-tongue/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Bad Tongue\"><img src=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/070922-bad-tongue.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" /></a>\r\n</p>",
      "date_modified": "2022-09-02T22:26:03+00:00",
      "date_published": "2022-08-12T21:06:10+00:00",
      "id": "https://theawkwardyeti.com/?post_type=comic&p=19241",
      "title": "The Awkward Yeti: Bad Tongue",
      "url": "https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/bad-tongue/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=bad-tongue"
    },
    {
      "authors": [{ "name": "zach" }],
      "content_html": "<p><a href=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/gift-of-music/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Gift of Music\"><img src=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/070822-gift-of-music.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" /></a>\r\n</p>",
      "date_modified": "2022-09-02T22:26:03+00:00",
      "date_published": "2022-08-12T21:02:26+00:00",
      "id": "https://theawkwardyeti.com/?post_type=comic&p=19238",
      "title": "The Awkward Yeti: Gift of Music",
      "url": "https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/gift-of-music/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=gift-of-music"
    },
    {
      "authors": [{ "name": "zach" }],
      "content_html": "<p><a href=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/heart-cradles-fear/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Heart Cradles Fear\"><img src=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/070722-Inbox.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" /></a>\r\n</p>",
      "date_modified": "2022-09-02T22:26:03+00:00",
      "date_published": "2022-08-12T20:55:43+00:00",
      "id": "https://theawkwardyeti.com/?post_type=comic&p=19235",
      "title": "The Awkward Yeti: Heart Cradles Fear",
      "url": "https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/heart-cradles-fear/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=heart-cradles-fear"
    },
    {
      "authors": [{ "name": "zach" }],
      "content_html": "<p><a href=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/exercise-wasteland/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Exercise Wasteland\"><img src=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/070122-Everything-Hurts.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" /></a>\r\n</p>",
      "date_modified": "2022-09-02T22:26:03+00:00",
      "date_published": "2022-08-12T20:42:27+00:00",
      "id": "https://theawkwardyeti.com/?post_type=comic&p=19232",
      "title": "The Awkward Yeti: Exercise Wasteland",
      "url": "https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/exercise-wasteland/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=exercise-wasteland"
    },
    {
      "authors": [{ "name": "zach" }],
      "content_html": "<p><a href=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/minty-bliss/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Minty Bliss\"><img src=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/063022-minty-bliss-tongue.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" /></a>\r\n</p>",
      "date_modified": "2022-09-02T22:26:03+00:00",
      "date_published": "2022-08-12T20:37:38+00:00",
      "id": "https://theawkwardyeti.com/?post_type=comic&p=19229",
      "title": "The Awkward Yeti: Minty Bliss",
      "url": "https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/minty-bliss/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=minty-bliss"
    },
    {
      "authors": [{ "name": "zach" }],
      "content_html": "<p><a href=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/wrong-way/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Wrong Way\"><img src=\"https://theawkwardyeti.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/070622-wrong-way.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" /></a>\r\n</p>",
      "date_modified": "2022-09-02T22:26:03+00:00",
      "date_published": "2022-08-12T20:09:58+00:00",
      "id": "https://theawkwardyeti.com/?post_type=comic&p=19225",
      "title": "The Awkward Yeti: Wrong Way",
      "url": "https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/wrong-way/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=wrong-way"
    },
    {
      "authors": [{ "name": "author" }],
      "content_html": "<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/spooky-2\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1662051458-20220901.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>This is thematically weirdly close to the kids' book I'm announcing in another month.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n",
      "date_published": "2022-09-01T16:57:28+00:00",
      "id": "https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/spooky-2",
      "title": "Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Spooky",
      "url": "https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/spooky-2"
    },
    {
      "authors": [{ "name": "author" }],
      "content_html": "<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/joke\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661948330-20220831.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Patreon backers are developing a tradition where they feed my jokes to dall-e and it's funnier than me. Hooray.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n",
      "date_published": "2022-08-31T12:13:58+00:00",
      "id": "https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/joke",
      "title": "Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Joke",
      "url": "https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/joke"
    },
    {
      "authors": [{ "name": "author" }],
      "content_html": "<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/good-4\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661884339-20220830.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Anyway, you can resolve the paradox by not having any humans.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n",
      "date_published": "2022-08-30T18:32:07+00:00",
      "id": "https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/good-4",
      "title": "Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Good",
      "url": "https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/good-4"
    },
    {
      "authors": [{ "name": "author" }],
      "content_html": "<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/nouning\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661781019-20220829.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>GOD HATES PLATONISTS</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n",
      "date_published": "2022-08-29T13:50:06+00:00",
      "id": "https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/nouning",
      "title": "Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Nouning",
      "url": "https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/nouning"
    },
    {
      "authors": [{ "name": "author" }],
      "content_html": "<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/muddle\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661708356-20220828.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>The key is first to realize this and then decide it's a belief system.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n",
      "date_published": "2022-08-28T17:23:20+00:00",
      "id": "https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/muddle",
      "title": "Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Muddle",
      "url": "https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/muddle"
    },
    {
      "authors": [{ "name": "author" }],
      "content_html": "<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/a-graphic-situation\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661615353-20220827.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Some patreon subscribers were kind enough to generate some better versions of this comic instantly for free. Thanks!</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n",
      "date_published": "2022-08-27T15:49:03+00:00",
      "id": "https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/a-graphic-situation",
      "title": "Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - A Graphic Situation",
      "url": "https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/a-graphic-situation"
    },
    {
      "authors": [{ "name": "author" }],
      "content_html": "<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/rapture-2\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661524810-20220826.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>I think they'll be happy to be of use.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n",
      "date_published": "2022-08-26T14:39:54+00:00",
      "id": "https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/rapture-2",
      "title": "Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Rapture",
      "url": "https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/rapture-2"
    },
    {
      "authors": [{ "name": "author" }],
      "content_html": "<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/waggle\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661434766-20220825.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Credit to Manfred Ehresmann for immediately (immediately!) pointing out the conundrum expressed in the votey panel.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n",
      "date_published": "2022-08-25T13:39:04+00:00",
      "id": "https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/waggle",
      "title": "Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Waggle",
      "url": "https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/waggle"
    },
    {
      "authors": [{ "name": "author" }],
      "content_html": "<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/go\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661348456-20220824.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Go ahead, visualize it.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n",
      "date_published": "2022-08-24T13:40:44+00:00",
      "id": "https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/go",
      "title": "Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Go",
      "url": "https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/go"
    },
    {
      "authors": [{ "name": "author" }],
      "content_html": "<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/scribe-a\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661255929-20220823.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Imagine having your writing errors as a permanent feature of academic studies.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n",
      "date_published": "2022-08-23T11:58:39+00:00",
      "id": "https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/scribe-a",
      "title": "Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Scribe A",
      "url": "https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/scribe-a"
    },
    {
      "authors": [{ "name": "author" }],
      "content_html": "<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/aifterlife\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661171744-20220822.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Somehow this resulted in a thoughtful conversation on patreon about whether the computer actually dies in panel 7.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n",
      "date_published": "2022-08-22T12:34:25+00:00",
      "id": "https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/aifterlife",
      "title": "Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - AIfterlife",
      "url": "https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/aifterlife"
    },
    {
      "authors": [{ "name": "author" }],
      "content_html": "<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/experience-2\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661112656-20220821.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Sex Mallets will be on sale in time for Christmas. Check the SMBC store for updates.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n",
      "date_published": "2022-08-21T20:10:48+00:00",
      "id": "https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/experience-2",
      "title": "Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Experience",
      "url": "https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/experience-2"
    },
    {
      "authors": [{ "name": "author" }],
      "content_html": "<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/eat-3\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1661014406-20220820.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>This is why people dining alone are so happy.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n",
      "date_published": "2022-08-20T16:53:01+00:00",
      "id": "https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/eat-3",
      "title": "Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Eat",
      "url": "https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/eat-3"
    },
    {
      "authors": [{ "name": "author" }],
      "content_html": "<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/universal-2\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1660946184-20220819.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Wondering if this is the one that finally produces the hatemail I desire so.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n",
      "date_published": "2022-08-19T21:55:57+00:00",
      "id": "https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/universal-2",
      "title": "Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Universal",
      "url": "https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/universal-2"
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    {
      "authors": [{ "name": "author" }],
      "content_html": "<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/freaky-2\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1660818125-20220818.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>I couldn't convince myself that 'your medamn business' would be readable.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n",
      "date_published": "2022-08-18T10:21:56+00:00",
      "id": "https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/freaky-2",
      "title": "Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Freaky",
      "url": "https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/freaky-2"
    },
    {
      "authors": [{ "name": "author" }],
      "content_html": "<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/tri\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1660737610-20220817.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>The problem then is people start trying to get the record n-vorce.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n",
      "date_published": "2022-08-17T12:00:03+00:00",
      "id": "https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/tri",
      "title": "Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Tri",
      "url": "https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/tri"
    },
    {
      "authors": [{ "name": "author" }],
      "content_html": "<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/alpha-2\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1660647311-20220816.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Pretty sure this ruined my  8-year-old's day when I explained it to her.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n",
      "date_published": "2022-08-16T10:55:03+00:00",
      "id": "https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/alpha-2",
      "title": "Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Alpha",
      "url": "https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/alpha-2"
    },
    {
      "authors": [{ "name": "author" }],
      "content_html": "<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sex-robots\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1660567636-20220815.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>I hereby release that last bubble to all humans wishing to attract other humans.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n",
      "date_published": "2022-08-15T12:47:10+00:00",
      "id": "https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sex-robots",
      "title": "Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sex Robots",
      "url": "https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sex-robots"
    },
    {
      "authors": [{ "name": "author" }],
      "content_html": "<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/modeling-3\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1660479855-20220814.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>This is the most autobiographical comic I've ever made, though I believe Kelly still runs on decimal when doing market analysis.</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n",
      "date_published": "2022-08-14T12:24:02+00:00",
      "id": "https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/modeling-3",
      "title": "Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Modeling",
      "url": "https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/modeling-3"
    },
    {
      "authors": [{ "name": "author" }],
      "content_html": "<a href=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/adverbially-2\"><img src=\"https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1660398917-20220813.png\" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>I worry this is one of those situations where I'm the only person in the room saying 'amIright??'</p><br />Today's News:<br />\n",
      "date_published": "2022-08-13T13:53:56+00:00",
      "id": "https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/adverbially-2",
      "title": "Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Adverbially",
      "url": "https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/adverbially-2"
    },
    {
      "authors": [],
      "content_html": "<img src=\"https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/universe_price_tiers.png\" title=\"In Universe Pro®™ the laws of physics remain unchanged under time reversal, to maintain backward compatibility.\" alt=\"In Universe Pro®™ the laws of physics remain unchanged under time reversal, to maintain backward compatibility.\" /><p>In Universe Pro®™ the laws of physics remain unchanged under time reversal, to maintain backward compatibility.</p>",
      "date_modified": "2022-08-31T00:00:00+00:00",
      "id": "https://xkcd.com/2666/",
      "title": "xkcd.com: Universe Price Tiers",
      "url": "https://xkcd.com/2666/"
    },
    {
      "authors": [],
      "content_html": "<img src=\"https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/america_songs.png\" title=\"Juraaaassic Park, Juraaaassic Park, God shed his grace on theeeee\" alt=\"Juraaaassic Park, Juraaaassic Park, God shed his grace on theeeee\" /><p>Juraaaassic Park, Juraaaassic Park, God shed his grace on theeeee</p>",
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      "id": "https://xkcd.com/2665/",
      "title": "xkcd.com: America Songs",
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      "authors": [],
      "content_html": "<img src=\"https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/cloud_swirls.png\" title=\"'Why did you get into fluid dynamics?' 'Well, SOME planet has to have the coolest clouds, odds are it's not ours, and rockets are slow.'\" alt=\"'Why did you get into fluid dynamics?' 'Well, SOME planet has to have the coolest clouds, odds are it's not ours, and rockets are slow.'\" /><p>'Why did you get into fluid dynamics?' 'Well, SOME planet has to have the coolest clouds, odds are it's not ours, and rockets are slow.'</p>",
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      "authors": [],
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      "title": "xkcd.com: Tetherball Configurations",
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      "authors": [{ "name": "author" }],
      "content_html": "\n      <img src=\"https://swordscomic.com/media/Swords/images/Swords642T.png\" title=\"He may be a sword frog but he never skips leg day.\"><p>He may be a sword frog but he never skips leg day.</p></img>\n      <p></p>\n\n      <style>\n        .tag {\n          background-color: var(--tag-background-color);\n          margin: 1px 2px;\n          padding: 4px;\n          padding-left: 24px;\n          height: 16px;\n          line-height: 16px;\n          font-size: 12px;\n          text-align: center;\n          text-decoration: none;\n          display: inline-block;\n          background-image: var(--default-tag-icon);\n          background-size: 16px 16px;\n          background-position: 4px 4px;\n          background-repeat: no-repeat;\n        }\n      </style>\n    \n    ",
      "date_published": "2022-08-31T11:45:58+00:00",
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      "authors": [{ "name": "author" }],
      "content_html": "\n      <img src=\"https://swordscomic.com/media/Swords/images/Swords641T.png\" title=\"She&#x27;s not the sharpest sword in the scabbard.\"><p>She&#x27;s not the sharpest sword in the scabbard.</p></img>\n      <p></p>\n\n      <style>\n        .tag {\n          background-color: var(--tag-background-color);\n          margin: 1px 2px;\n          padding: 4px;\n          padding-left: 24px;\n          height: 16px;\n          line-height: 16px;\n          font-size: 12px;\n          text-align: center;\n          text-decoration: none;\n          display: inline-block;\n          background-image: var(--default-tag-icon);\n          background-size: 16px 16px;\n          background-position: 4px 4px;\n          background-repeat: no-repeat;\n        }\n      </style>\n    \n    ",
      "date_published": "2022-08-28T11:45:31+00:00",
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      "authors": [{ "name": "author" }],
      "content_html": "\n      <img src=\"https://swordscomic.com/media/Swords/images/Swords640T.png\" title=\"A true blacksmith uses *all* of their senses.\"><p>A true blacksmith uses *all* of their senses.</p></img>\n      <p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/hawk%20the%20blacksmith/\">hawk the blacksmith</a>: This is the tang, which is the part that does inside the hilt.</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n  <p>Sickle licks the tang with a SLURP! sound</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/sickle/\">sickle</a>: Hmm...</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/sickle/\">sickle</a>: It doesn't taste very tangy.</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/hawk%20the%20blacksmith/\">hawk the blacksmith</a>: Stop.</p>\n\n      <style>\n        .tag {\n          background-color: var(--tag-background-color);\n          margin: 1px 2px;\n          padding: 4px;\n          padding-left: 24px;\n          height: 16px;\n          line-height: 16px;\n          font-size: 12px;\n          text-align: center;\n          text-decoration: none;\n          display: inline-block;\n          background-image: var(--default-tag-icon);\n          background-size: 16px 16px;\n          background-position: 4px 4px;\n          background-repeat: no-repeat;\n        }\n      </style>\n    \n    ",
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      "id": "https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXL/",
      "title": "Swords: DCXL - Tang Twister",
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      "authors": [{ "name": "author" }],
      "content_html": "\n      <img src=\"https://swordscomic.com/media/Swords/images/Swords639T.png\" title=\"Look! It&#x27;s a Board Sword.\"><p>Look! It&#x27;s a Board Sword.</p></img>\n      <p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/sickle/\">sickle</a>: Blacksmith! I demand your largest sword!</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n  <p>A young Sickle enters the blacksmiths with a SLAM! sound</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<blockquote>\n  <p>Caption : Sickle, the Main Character</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p><strong>Dark Blacksmith:</strong> My largest swords are too powerful for you, young lady</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/sickle/\">sickle</a>: But I invented these little wheels you can stick on 'em!</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n  <p>Sickle and the Dark Blacksmith go joy riding on their wheeled swords</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n      <style>\n        .tag {\n          background-color: var(--tag-background-color);\n          margin: 1px 2px;\n          padding: 4px;\n          padding-left: 24px;\n          height: 16px;\n          line-height: 16px;\n          font-size: 12px;\n          text-align: center;\n          text-decoration: none;\n          display: inline-block;\n          background-image: var(--default-tag-icon);\n          background-size: 16px 16px;\n          background-position: 4px 4px;\n          background-repeat: no-repeat;\n        }\n      </style>\n    \n    ",
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      "id": "https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXXXIX/",
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      "authors": [{ "name": "author" }],
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      "date_published": "2022-08-21T11:49:23+00:00",
      "id": "https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXXXVIII/",
      "title": "Swords: DCXXXVIII - Goblin Mode",
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      "authors": [{ "name": "author" }],
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      "authors": [{ "name": "author" }],
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      "date_published": "2022-08-14T11:45:54+00:00",
      "id": "https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXXXVI/",
      "title": "Swords: DCXXXVI - A Hot New Quest",
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      "authors": [{ "name": "author" }],
      "content_html": "\n      <img src=\"https://swordscomic.com/media/Swords635T.png\" title=\"Is that a swop?\"><p>Is that a swop?</p></img>\n      <p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/quest%20sprout/\">quest sprout</a>: SIP!</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/granny/\">granny</a>: Whew! I've finally cleaned the whole place up!</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n  <p>A bottle smashes on the ground with a SMASH! sound</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p><strong>Shadowy Creature:</strong> PE PE PE!</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/quest%20sprout/\">quest sprout</a>: !!</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/the%20good%20knight/\">the good knight</a>: !!</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/granny/\">granny</a>: Again?!</p>\n\n      <style>\n        .tag {\n          background-color: var(--tag-background-color);\n          margin: 1px 2px;\n          padding: 4px;\n          padding-left: 24px;\n          height: 16px;\n          line-height: 16px;\n          font-size: 12px;\n          text-align: center;\n          text-decoration: none;\n          display: inline-block;\n          background-image: var(--default-tag-icon);\n          background-size: 16px 16px;\n          background-position: 4px 4px;\n          background-repeat: no-repeat;\n        }\n      </style>\n    \n    ",
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      "authors": [{ "name": "author" }],
      "content_html": "\n      <img src=\"https://swordscomic.com/media/SwordsxHuionPromoT.png\" title=\"The digital pen is mightier than the wooden sword!\"><p>The digital pen is mightier than the wooden sword!</p></img>\n      <p><strong>Huion Kamvas Pro 13 (2.5k):</strong> I am the Huion Kamvas Pro 13 (2.5k)!</p>\n\n<p><strong>Huion Kamvas Pro 13 (2.5k):</strong> Claim me as your own and experience all of my powerful features!</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/quest%20sprout/\">quest sprout</a>: HNGH.</p>\n\n<p><strong>Huion Kamvas Pro 13 (2.5k):</strong> Now go and wield my awesome power!</p>\n\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"/archive/characters/quest%20sprout/\">quest sprout</a>:QWEST!</p>\n\n<p><strong>Huion Kamvas Pro 13 (2.5k):</strong> N-no... Not like that...!</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n  <p>Quest Sprout hits a rat with a BONK! sound</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n      <style>\n        .tag {\n          background-color: var(--tag-background-color);\n          margin: 1px 2px;\n          padding: 4px;\n          padding-left: 24px;\n          height: 16px;\n          line-height: 16px;\n          font-size: 12px;\n          text-align: center;\n          text-decoration: none;\n          display: inline-block;\n          background-image: var(--default-tag-icon);\n          background-size: 16px 16px;\n          background-position: 4px 4px;\n          background-repeat: no-repeat;\n        }\n      </style>\n    \n    ",
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      "content_html": "<p>The post <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://afistfulofbabies.com/mallory/\">Mallory</a> appeared first on <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://afistfulofbabies.com\">A Fistful of Babies</a>.</p>\n",
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      "content_html": "<p>The post <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://afistfulofbabies.com/sketchbook-dollar-shave-club/\">SKETCHBOOK: Dollar Shave Club</a> appeared first on <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://afistfulofbabies.com\">A Fistful of Babies</a>.</p>\n",
      "date_modified": "2022-09-02T04:00:11+00:00",
      "date_published": "2022-07-17T17:27:10+00:00",
      "id": "https://afistfulofbabies.com/?p=2401",
      "title": "A Fistful of Babies: SKETCHBOOK: Dollar Shave Club",
      "url": "https://afistfulofbabies.com/sketchbook-dollar-shave-club/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=sketchbook-dollar-shave-club"
    },
    {
      "authors": [{ "name": "Reyn Toons" }],
      "content_html": "<p>The post <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://afistfulofbabies.com/happy-fourth/\">SKETCHBOOK: Happy Fourth!</a> appeared first on <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://afistfulofbabies.com\">A Fistful of Babies</a>.</p>\n",
      "date_modified": "2022-09-02T04:00:11+00:00",
      "date_published": "2022-07-04T23:00:18+00:00",
      "id": "https://afistfulofbabies.com/?p=2393",
      "title": "A Fistful of Babies: SKETCHBOOK: Happy Fourth!",
      "url": "https://afistfulofbabies.com/happy-fourth/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=happy-fourth"
    },
    {
      "authors": [{ "name": "Reyn Toons" }],
      "content_html": "<p>The post <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://afistfulofbabies.com/gluten-intolerant/\">Gluten Intolerant</a> appeared first on <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://afistfulofbabies.com\">A Fistful of Babies</a>.</p>\n",
      "date_modified": "2022-09-02T04:00:11+00:00",
      "date_published": "2022-07-02T09:00:40+00:00",
      "id": "https://afistfulofbabies.com/?p=2390",
      "title": "A Fistful of Babies: Gluten Intolerant",
      "url": "https://afistfulofbabies.com/gluten-intolerant/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=gluten-intolerant"
    }
  ],
  "title": "lake feed",
  "version": "https://jsonfeed.org/version/1.1"
}

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[toolchain]
toolchain = "beta"
components = [ "clippy", "rustfmt" ]
profile = "minimal"

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[toolchain]
toolchain = "beta"
components = ["clippy", "rustfmt"]
profile = "minimal"

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```
source="storage"
destination="/data"
```
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```
source = "storage"
destination = "/data"
```
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```
  allowed_public_ports = []
  auto_rollback = true
```
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```
allowed_public_ports = []
auto_rollback = true
```

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  http_checks = []
  internal_port = 8080
  processes = ["app"]
  protocol = "tcp"
  script_checks = []
  [services.concurrency]
    hard_limit = 25
    soft_limit = 20
    type = "connections"

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http_checks = []
internal_port = 8080
processes = ["app"]
protocol = "tcp"
script_checks = []
[services.concurrency]
hard_limit = 25
soft_limit = 20
type = "connections"

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  [[services.ports]]
    force_https = true
    handlers = ["http"]
    port = 80

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force_https = true
handlers = ["http"]
port = 80

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  [[services.ports]]
    handlers = ["tls", "http"]
    port = 443

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handlers = ["tls", "http"]
port = 443

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  [[services.tcp_checks]]
    grace_period = "1s"
    interval = "15s"
    restart_limit = 0
    timeout = "2s"

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[[services.tcp_checks]]
grace_period = "1s"
interval = "15s"
restart_limit = 0
timeout = "2s"

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sink.arguments = ["#cc-comicbody","#aftercomic img"]

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sink.arguments = ["#cc-comicbody", "#aftercomic img"]

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#sink.arguments = ["-x","-c","tee -a /tmp/qwantz.ndjson"]

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# sink.arguments = ["-x","-c","tee -a /tmp/qwantz.ndjson"]

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sink.arguments = ["-x","-c","/app/grab '#comic img' '.post-content'"]

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```
sink.arguments = ["#comic","#column"]
```
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```
sink.arguments = ["#comic", "#column"]
```

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# What i want to copy out of huginn
## Memorials for the goners
- Mark Pilgrim
- happle tea
- abstruse goose
- 909sickle
- channelate
## Flows
i use these agents on huginn:
```mermaid
C[Time trigger]-->RA[RSS Agents]-->ST
RA-->G
G[Grabbers website agents]-->ST
ST[show title text]-->FT
FT[RSS Output Agents]
```
There's no secret besides the feed-fetching token. Example with satwcomic.com/latest:
1. RA fetchs [FeedBurner link](http://feeds.feedburner.com/satwcomic) (discoverable on-site)
1. G fetches `https://satwcomic.com/food-crimes`, grabs `img[itemprop]` as main `content`, and `[itemprop="articleBody"]` as extra text
1. ST is not used, the title text is the same as comic title
1. FT doesn't do any relevant transformations (feed `img` has size, but G's output does not)
The transformations I want are:
- [x] Show title text: for each `img[title]`, copy the title out as sibling `p`
- [x] Remove resizing: for each `img`, remove srcset,height,width attr, remove ComicPress resizing parameters in src attr
- Oglaf: fetch comics, show both `alt` and `title`
- Channelate: the bonus panel is on a separate page, with strange filename. Thus we run grabber for it & the bonus page
## Persistence
Inoreader remembers items per feed, i hope. It'd be nice to short `items` by some date, before letting inoreader fetch them.
Huginn stores agent settings & memory in PG. Some useful data we can get out is:
- (UI) agents' last output event age (query param `sort=last_event_at.asc`), to detect idle sources
- (DB) fetch error in log, to detect changed sites, expired certs, etc.
## Laker
rsspls and news-flash crates are possible idea sources.
we're using `miniserve` to keep the VM flying, but data is generated
before build time with `cargo run --bin oneshot`, using one-time
fetched XML files.

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# What i want to copy out of huginn
## Memorials for the goners
- Mark Pilgrim
- happle tea
- abstruse goose
- 909sickle
- channelate
## Flows
i use these agents on huginn:
```mermaid
C[Time trigger]-->RA[RSS Agents]-->ST
RA-->G
G[Grabbers website agents]-->ST
ST[show title text]-->FT
FT[RSS Output Agents]
```
There's no secret besides the feed-fetching token. Example with satwcomic.com/latest:
1. RA fetchs [FeedBurner link](http://feeds.feedburner.com/satwcomic) (discoverable on-site)
1. G fetches `https://satwcomic.com/food-crimes`, grabs `img[itemprop]` as main `content`, and `[itemprop="articleBody"]` as extra text
1. ST is not used, the title text is the same as comic title
1. FT doesn't do any relevant transformations (feed `img` has size, but G's output does not)
The transformations I want are:
- [x] Show title text: for each `img[title]`, copy the title out as sibling `p`
- [x] Remove resizing: for each `img`, remove srcset,height,width attr, remove ComicPress resizing parameters in src attr
- Oglaf: fetch comics, show both `alt` and `title`
- Channelate: the bonus panel is on a separate page, with strange filename. Thus we run grabber for it & the bonus page
## Persistence
Inoreader remembers items per feed, i hope. It'd be nice to short `items` by some date, before letting inoreader fetch them.
Huginn stores agent settings & memory in PG. Some useful data we can get out is:
- (UI) agents' last output event age (query param `sort=last_event_at.asc`), to detect idle sources
- (DB) fetch error in log, to detect changed sites, expired certs, etc.
## Laker
rsspls and news-flash crates are possible idea sources.
we're using `miniserve` to keep the VM flying, but data is generated
before build time with `cargo run --bin oneshot`, using one-time
fetched XML files.

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chrono = { version = "0.4", default-features = false, features = ["serde"] }

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```
serde_json = "1"
```

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toml_edit = { version = "0.14.4", features = ["easy"] }

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scraper = { version = "0.13", default-features = false }

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chrono = { version = "0.4", default-features = false, features = ["serde"] }

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serde_json = "1"
toml_edit = { version = "0.14.4", features = ["easy"] }

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```
scraper = { version = "0.13", default-features = false }
```

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  "caller": "kminion/main.go:43",
  "msg": "failed to parse config",
  "error": "1 error(s) decoding:\n\n* 'kafka.tls.ca[0]' expected type 'uint8', got unconvertible type 'map[string]interface {}', value: 'map[file:map[path:kafka_chain.pem]]'",
  "stacktrace": "main.main\n\t/home/me/github/kminion/main.go:43\nruntime.main\n\t/usr/lib/golang/src/runtime/proc.go:250"

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"msg": "failed to parse config",
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"stacktrace": "main.main\n\t/home/me/github/kminion/main.go:43\nruntime.main\n\t/usr/lib/golang/src/runtime/proc.go:250"

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  internal_port = 1200
  force_https = true
  auto_stop_machines = true
  auto_start_machines = true
  min_machines_running = 0
  processes = ["app"]

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internal_port = 1200
force_https = true
auto_stop_machines = true
auto_start_machines = true
min_machines_running = 0
processes = ["app"]

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  IG_USERNAME = "old.zeratul"
  TZ = "Asia/Phnom_Penh"
  TIMEZONE = "Asia/Phnom_Penh"

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IG_USERNAME = "old.zeratul"
TZ = "Asia/Phnom_Penh"
TIMEZONE = "Asia/Phnom_Penh"

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[48.241]
```
```
```

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mythical 0-link readable file and other wonkeries
---

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## mythical 0-link readable file and other wonkeries

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```
unbalanced directory index
===
```
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```
# unbalanced directory index
```

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impacted just 1 workload. redhat has a [nice
article](https://access.redhat.com/solutions/29894) explaining the

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impacted just 1 workload. redhat has a [nice article](https://access.redhat.com/solutions/29894) explaining the

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[`ebpf`
tooling](https://github.com/iovisor/bpftrace/blob/master/docs/reference_guide.md#1-kprobekretprobe-dynamic-tracing-kernel-level),

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[`ebpf` tooling](https://github.com/iovisor/bpftrace/blob/master/docs/reference_guide.md#1-kprobekretprobe-dynamic-tracing-kernel-level),

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```
filesystem IO-load and containerd
===
```
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```
# filesystem IO-load and containerd
```

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- `atop`, our favorite recording tool, starts failing with `Malloc
  failed for compression buffer`

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- `atop`, our favorite recording tool, starts failing with `Malloc failed for compression buffer`

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```
ghost hostPath files
===
```
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```
# ghost hostPath files
```

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asset_name.linux = "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu"
asset_name.windows = "x86_64-pc-windows-msvc"
[dprint]
owner = "dprint"
repo = "dprint"
asset_name.linux = "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu"
asset_name.windows = "x86_64-pc-windows-msvc"
[treefmt]
owner = "numtide"
repo = "treefmt"

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[fend]
owner = "printfn"
repo = "fend"
asset_name.windows = "windows-x64-exe"
asset_name.linux = "linux-x86_64"
[micropad]
owner = "micropad"
repo = "MicroPad-Electron"
exe_name = "micropad"
asset_name.linux = "x86_64.AppImage"

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```
workspace number 1:C output $side $main
```
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```
workspace 1:C output $side $main
```

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bindsym Mod4+Shift+1 move container to workspace number 1
bindsym Mod4+Shift+2 move container to workspace number 2
bindsym Mod4+Shift+3 move container to workspace number 3
bindsym Mod4+Shift+4 move container to workspace number 4

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bindsym Mod4+Shift+1 move container to workspace number 1:C
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bindsym Mod4+Shift+7 move container to workspace number 7
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bindsym Mod4+Shift+9 move container to workspace number 9:B

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[author]
name = "hdhoang"
email = "code@hdhoang.space"

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[author]
name = "hdhoang"
email = "code@hdhoang.space"

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```
  :load-path "~/gh/combobulate/src"
```
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```
  :load-path "~/gh/combobulate"
```

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  (add-to-list 'apheleia-mode-alist '(toml-ts-mode . dprint))
  (add-to-list 'apheleia-mode-alist '(rust-ts-mode . dprint))
  (add-to-list 'apheleia-mode-alist '(dockerfile-ts-mode . dprint))
  (add-to-list 'apheleia-mode-alist '(yaml-ts-mode . prettier-yaml))

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  "link-arg=--ld-path=mold",
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  "target-cpu=native",

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keshvar = { version = "0.3.0", default-features = false, features = ["geo", "americas", "oceania", "region-africa", "region-antarctica", "region-asia", "region-europe"] }
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s2 = { version = "0.0.12", default-features = false }
keshvar = { version = "0.3.0", default-features = false, features = ["geo", "americas", "oceania", "region-africa", "region-antarctica", "region-asia", "region-europe"] }

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The font works in all operating systems, but will *currently* only show color

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The font works in all operating systems, but will _currently_ only show color

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* [Examples](#examples)
* [What is SVGinOT?](#what-is-svginot)
* [Install on Linux](#install-on-linux)
* [Install on MacOS](#install-on-macos)
* [Install on Windows](#install-on-windows)
* [Uninstalling](#uninstalling)
* [Building](#building)
* [License](#license)

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- [Examples](#examples)
- [What is SVGinOT?](#what-is-svginot)
- [Install on Linux](#install-on-linux)
- [Install on MacOS](#install-on-macos)
- [Install on Windows](#install-on-windows)
- [Uninstalling](#uninstalling)
- [Building](#building)
- [License](#license)

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*SVG in Open Type* is a standard by Adobe and Mozilla for color OpenType

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_SVG in Open Type_ is a standard by Adobe and Mozilla for color OpenType

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* https://hacks.mozilla.org/2014/10/svg-colors-in-opentype-fonts/
* https://xerographer.github.io/reinebow/
* https://xerographer.github.io/multicoloure/

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- https://hacks.mozilla.org/2014/10/svg-colors-in-opentype-fonts/
- https://xerographer.github.io/reinebow/
- https://xerographer.github.io/multicoloure/

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*Note: This requires `Bitstream Vera` is installed and will change your
systems default serif, sans-serif and monospace fonts.*

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_Note: This requires `Bitstream Vera` is installed and will change your
systems default serif, sans-serif and monospace fonts._

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* [Symbols/emoji in monospace formatted text cause incorrect character alignment][8].

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* [[Issue #31][9]] [Some font families are not matched correctly in Linux Firefox][10].

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[8]:https://bugzilla.gnome.org/show_bug.cgi?id=757785
[9]:https://github.com/13rac1/emojione-color-font/issues/31
[10]:https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1245811
[11]:https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1266341

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[9]: https://github.com/13rac1/emojione-color-font/issues/31
[10]: https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1245811
[11]: https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1266341

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[AUR]:https://wiki.archlinux.org/index.php/Arch_User_Repository
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2. `TwitterColorEmoji-SVGinOT-MacOS-14.0.2.zip` - A hack to replace the `Apple
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*Reiterating: Only FireFox supports the SVGinOT color emoji for now. Safari and
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```
6. Run install.cmd. *Note: This will take some time.*
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6. Run install.cmd. _Note: This will take some time._
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[17]:windows/uninstall.cmd
[18]:linux/uninstall.sh
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* Inkscape 1.0+
* Imagemagick
* potrace/mkbitmap
* FontTools 4.14+
* FontForge 20190801+
* SVGO
* make
* [SCFBuild][13] *(Created for this project!)*

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- Imagemagick
- potrace/mkbitmap
- FontTools 4.14+
- FontForge 20190801+
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- make
- [SCFBuild][13] _(Created for this project!)_

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another copy of hdhoang's brains
==
hello
this will be a continuation of [https://github.com/hdhoang/hdhoang]. i can't understand how that grew to 3266 commits.
now i will save the writings on substack/medium here too.

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# another copy of hdhoang's brains
hello
this will be a continuation of [https://github.com/hdhoang/hdhoang]. i can't understand how that grew to 3266 commits.
now i will save the writings on substack/medium here too.

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# Blue Oak Model License
Version 1.0.0
## Purpose
This license gives everyone as much permission to work with
this software as possible, while protecting contributors
from liability.
## Acceptance
In order to receive this license, you must agree to its
rules.  The rules of this license are both obligations
under that agreement and conditions to your license.
You must not do anything with this software that triggers
a rule that you cannot or will not follow.
## Copyright
Each contributor licenses you to do everything with this
software that would otherwise infringe that contributor's
copyright in it.
## Notices
You must ensure that everyone who gets a copy of
any part of this software from you, with or without
changes, also gets the text of this license or a link to
<https://blueoakcouncil.org/license/1.0.0>.
## Excuse
If anyone notifies you in writing that you have not
complied with [Notices](#notices), you can keep your
license by taking all practical steps to comply within 30
days after the notice.  If you do not do so, your license
ends immediately.
## Patent
Each contributor licenses you to do everything with this
software that would otherwise infringe any patent claims
they can license or become able to license.
## Reliability
No contributor can revoke this license.
## No Liability
***As far as the law allows, this software comes as is,
without any warranty or condition, and no contributor
will be liable to anyone for any damages related to this
software or this license, under any kind of legal claim.***

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# Blue Oak Model License
Version 1.0.0
## Purpose
This license gives everyone as much permission to work with
this software as possible, while protecting contributors
from liability.
## Acceptance
In order to receive this license, you must agree to its
rules. The rules of this license are both obligations
under that agreement and conditions to your license.
You must not do anything with this software that triggers
a rule that you cannot or will not follow.
## Copyright
Each contributor licenses you to do everything with this
software that would otherwise infringe that contributor's
copyright in it.
## Notices
You must ensure that everyone who gets a copy of
any part of this software from you, with or without
changes, also gets the text of this license or a link to
<https://blueoakcouncil.org/license/1.0.0>.
## Excuse
If anyone notifies you in writing that you have not
complied with [Notices](#notices), you can keep your
license by taking all practical steps to comply within 30
days after the notice. If you do not do so, your license
ends immediately.
## Patent
Each contributor licenses you to do everything with this
software that would otherwise infringe any patent claims
they can license or become able to license.
## Reliability
No contributor can revoke this license.
## No Liability
_**As far as the law allows, this software comes as is,
without any warranty or condition, and no contributor
will be liable to anyone for any damages related to this
software or this license, under any kind of legal claim.**_

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